Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Russian court fines Google $2 decillion
cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/46115108
Here ya go, googles. I got your back.
A billion of those and you're still not even close to paying off that fine
The Weimar Republic has entered the chat.
Who knows how long that man had to work to earn that much paper? Twelve minutes? Thirteeeeen minutes?
Anyway, until inflation hits at least 4,130,772,540,007,917,373,294% Americans should really stop griping about it.
Because of the period of hyperinflation, one day I had a boss unwittingly hand me $500. She bent down and said, "Ooh! Someone dropped a quarter! Wait this ain't a quarter, what the heck is this?" She then handed me a 1934 500 Deutchmark coin. I told her what it was, and asked her if she wanted it. She said she wouldn't know what to do with it, so after I sold it, I gave her $75 as a 15% finders fee.
Honestly looks like Rock Band Bucks.
Oof...can we get separate checks?
Ha ha ha! What a funny Onion headline!
checks the community name
laughs 1000x harder
Relevant XKCD, as per usual: https://what-if.xkcd.com/96/
The Earth's crust contains a bunch of atoms,[citation needed]
Lmao
Well, have you seen said atoms?
Most sensible Russian legal decision:
Missed opportunity to fine Google $1 googol.
Google should send them a $50 Play store card instead
A redeemed one
They double the fine each week so it will reach a googol eventually.
That means we reach a googol in ~218 weeks ≈ 4.2 years.
I thought it would take longer.
This is why people don't take Russia seriously.
Twenty putillion dollars
Honestly based, EU should do the same
Isn't that... More money than the GDP of the world?
I think that $20 decillion not only blows the GDP of the planet out of the water, it is also several orders of magnitude larger than the entire valuation of the entirety of the planet including the core.
Edit: looked it up, and the GDP of 2023 was just over $100 trillion.
So google got fined 2x10 ^ 34?
The earth is made up of 1.33x10 ^ 50 atoms. An A4 sheet of paper is made up of 8.37x10 ^ 23. Let's assume roughly a dollar bill is 1/8th of an A4 sheet, so 1x10 ^ 23.
The atoms in the dollar bill (10 ^ 23) multipled by the fine total (2x10 ^ 34) is 2x10 ^ 57.
This means if every atom on the entire earth was rearranged into dollar bills you wouldn't have enough money. You would need to do that to a million earths to pay that fine.
Disclaimer: I half assed this math on my lunch break and I trusted Google AI results for the atom counts
I value trees more than you
Would paying a fine to Russia be a sanctions violation?
Beat me to it
Following Putin's illegal invasion of Ukraine in 2022 more channels were added to the banned list and 17 stations are now suing the Chocolate Factory, including Zvezda (a TV channel owned by Putin's Ministry of Defence), according to local media.
How the fuck do you just casually say someone is suing a chocolate factory in stride without providing any further explanation. Wtf
If Google pays it they could crash the global economy.
Which will live longer? Google or Russia?
How about we just quantify, prorate and scale the damage they've done in Ukraine and give them an adequate amount of rubbles instead of rubles?
Even if Google wanted to pay the fine. It'd be all their money, their bills would lapse and YouTube would go down effectively removing their channels anyway...
I think the headline writer got confused about all the zeroes
Is that 20 Google dollars, by chance?
Twenty decillion
It's in rubles so $52.11
Now it’s $43.17 - inflation is no laughing matter
Just need to wait long enough to make it three fiddy
Damn you, Sonic the Hedgehog!
I know it's a joke, but you've missed the dollar symbol. That's the fine in USD.
It's a joke.