"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?"
"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?"
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Wibbly wobbly timey wimey
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Shaka, when the walls fell.
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Kirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.
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THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
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Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
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This is my favorite store in the citadel
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These words are accepted
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Airsick lowlanders
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HA!
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Good news everyone!
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Keep it secret, keep it safe!
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That's rough, buddy.
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D-did... he just suplex that train?!?
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i use arch btw
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"What if you miss?"
"I won't."
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Ba-ba-ba-baaaa Ba-ba-ba-baaaa
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Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!
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I'll be in my bunk
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Perhaps you were going for the head?
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The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.
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Griffith!!
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Can I get a rock and stone?
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Mushroom
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We're Rich!!
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Hey… you ever wonder why we’re here?
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RIP.
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Thank god fish aren't into cash.
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I am that guy
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Great scene. Amos gets his hands dirty so his friends don't have to. Amazing character
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There was a button, I pushed it
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I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
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The Reptites have stolen our gate key and now we're stuck here.
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Give dactyl
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They Call me Gato. I have Metal Joints. Beat me up. And Earn 15 Silver Points.
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No luck catching them swans then?
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sigh Bapenada?
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Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers.
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Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
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Hoo Rah!
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Sitting next to me, a man who told me that if he sees the pilot of any plane he boards is a woman, he immediately leaves. Because he believes, and I quote, that “their concentration spans and motor skills are not suited to the job”.
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You hear about Pluto?
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It's messed up right?
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I've heard it both ways.
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Machine, turn back now
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ULTRAKILL
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"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"
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ᴄᴀᴛs. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.
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"Destroy your desk it's usless now.."
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That causes nasal demons
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Get up.
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"Barry, other Barry"
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Holy shitsnacks!
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There. The circle of stupidity is complete.
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Käse oder Schinken...
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Fer-de-Lance; Meta Fer-de-Lance
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Just who the hell do you think I am?!
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Without Narrativium, the cosmos has no story, no purpose, no destination.
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Basically... Run
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turbo cancer (not a sentence, but close enough)
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While we were developing common sense, she studied the blade.
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don't think you understood?
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Chicks love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.
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So say we all.
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So what is it?
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Only joking!
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RASENGAN
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We'll bang, ok?
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Ave, true to Caesar.
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Wow hi bonjour
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It's ticking all the boxes.
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What a lovely butler he's so violent.
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from nowhere, mankind can't go there
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Get the cuss out of here with that cussing nonsense.
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And thats why you always leave a note
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Rare footage of Daigo actually angry Tell em about himself Whose bitch this is? Pringles!
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There are other receivers.
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We are the hammer
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When you fucking see it!
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"It's better to do it than live with the fear of it"
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"You have to be realistic "
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And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.
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"You wouldn't throw a rat"
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$14.99 🦀
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There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
Great memory. I'm just rereading this series, and it's so so chock full of these quotable hilarios.
Resistance is useless!