"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?"
"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?"
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32 0 ReplyThere's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
15 0 ReplyGreat memory. I'm just rereading this series, and it's so so chock full of these quotable hilarios.
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Resistance is useless!
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Wibbly wobbly timey wimey
23 0 ReplyShaka, when the walls fell.
21 0 ReplyKirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.
6 0 ReplyTHERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
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Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
20 0 ReplyLife before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination
18 0 ReplyI will protect those, who cannot protect themselves
3 0 ReplyThese words… are accepted
2 0 ReplyI got chills the first time I read that, such a good moment
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This is my favorite store in the citadel
17 0 ReplyThese words are accepted
17 0 ReplyAirsick lowlanders
2 0 ReplyHA!
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Good news everyone!
17 0 ReplyKeep it secret, keep it safe!
13 0 ReplyThat's rough, buddy.
12 0 ReplyD-did... he just suplex that train?!?
12 0 ReplyDammit Jim!
12 0 ReplyI'm a doctor
6 0 ReplyNot a
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i use arch btw
11 0 Reply"What if you miss?"
"I won't."
10 0 ReplyBa-ba-ba-baaaa Ba-ba-ba-baaaa
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Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!
10 0 ReplyI'll be in my bunk
10 0 ReplyPerhaps you were going for the head?
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The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.
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Griffith!!
9 0 ReplyHey… you ever wonder why we’re here?
8 0 ReplyRIP.
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Thank god fish aren't into cash.
8 0 ReplyCan I get a rock and stone?
8 0 ReplyWe're Rich!!
3 0 ReplyMushroom
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The Reptites have stolen our gate key and now we're stuck here.
7 0 ReplyGive dactyl
7 0 ReplyThey Call me Gato. I have Metal Joints. Beat me up. And Earn 15 Silver Points.
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I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
7 0 ReplyI am that guy
7 0 ReplyGreat scene. Amos gets his hands dirty so his friends don't have to. Amazing character
3 0 ReplyThere was a button, I pushed it
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*sigh* Bapenada?
6 0 ReplyNo luck catching them swans then?
6 0 ReplyDo you have a single fact to back that up?
5 0 ReplyDon't believe me? It's all in the numbers.
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Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
4 0 ReplyHoo Rah!
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You hear about Pluto?
4 0 ReplyI've heard it both ways.
2 0 ReplyIt's messed up right?
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Sitting next to me, a man who told me that if he sees the pilot of any plane he boards is a woman, he immediately leaves. Because he believes, and I quote, that “their concentration spans and motor skills are not suited to the job”.
4 0 Reply"Barry, other Barry"
3 0 ReplyHoly shitsnacks!
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Get up.
3 0 Reply"Destroy your desk it's usless now.."
3 0 Reply"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"
3 0 ReplyMachine, turn back now
3 0 Reply- sag @lemm.ee OP
ULTRAKILL
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ᴄᴀᴛs. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.
3 0 ReplyThat causes nasal demons
3 0 ReplyBasically... Run
2 0 ReplyKäse oder Schinken...
2 0 ReplyIsn’t marriage hard enough without doing all the chores?
2 0 ReplyFer-de-Lance; Meta Fer-de-Lance
2 0 ReplyJust who the hell do you think I am?!
2 0 ReplyWithout Narrativium, the cosmos has no story, no purpose, no destination.
2 0 ReplyThere. The circle of stupidity is complete.
2 0 Replyturbo cancer (not a sentence, but close enough)
2 0 ReplyWhile we were developing common sense, she studied the blade.
1 0 Replydon't think you understood?
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Chicks love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.
2 0 ReplySo say we all.
2 0 ReplySo what is it?
2 0 ReplyOnly joking!
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RASENGAN
2 0 ReplyWe'll bang, ok?
2 0 ReplyAve, true to Caesar.
1 0 ReplyWow hi bonjour
1 0 ReplyIt's ticking all the boxes.
1 0 ReplyWhat a lovely butler he's so violent.
1 0 Replyfrom nowhere, mankind can't go there
1 0 Reply$14.99 🦀
1 0 ReplyAnd thats why you always leave a note
1 0 ReplyRare footage of Daigo actually angry Tell em about himself Whose bitch this is? Pringles!
1 0 ReplyThere are other receivers.
1 0 ReplyWe are the hammer
1 0 ReplyWhen you fucking see it!
1 0 Reply"It's better to do it than live with the fear of it"
Or
"You have to be realistic "
1 0 ReplyAnd I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.
1 0 Reply"You wouldn't throw a rat"
1 0 ReplyGet the cuss out of here with that cussing nonsense.
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