I remember when Elon used to look like this
THAT’S ELON?!
I meant in the OP.
I had the same reaction. Dude looks terrible. Couldn't happen to a more deserving person
Elon: “I have a dad now!”
Trump: “Somebody call security on this freak!”
Edit: Maybe Trump is downplaying his weirdness by using Elon as a sideshow freak.
Is that really Elon?? What the fuck happened?
The media only seem to post pictures of him from 10 years ago.
Trump: "Jump!"
Musk: "How high?"
Trump: "Get as high as you can!"
Musk: "I am already as high as I can, I wanted to know how high I should jump!"Sadly, I think it's Musk doing the commanding. Knowing as much as I do about Musk's philosophy, that's not a good thing. If Trump wasn't fascist enough, Musk certainly isn't going to help.
I have no doubt they are empowering each other in a sick feedback loop.
I had a friend that was always into guns but was normal about it. Then he started hanging out with this other gun guy. Within a couple years they were both psycho gun nuts. He started sleeping with a loaded the gun under his pillow. Even though he had a five year old son. To quote "He isn't strong enough to cycle the slide so it's ok ..."
I noped out of the friendship after that.
Remember when Elon came on stage to booing?
https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/12/business/elon-musk-booed-dave-chappelle/index.html
Elon Musk is what happens when that middle school kid that says shit like "How fortuitous" gets money.
is that old lesbian growing a beard?
who the fuck is that?
edit: just saw where I am. Jesus, he's really let himself go...
"... He is right behind me isn't he?"
Aww, he let that mentally challenged man in the MAGA hat jump on the stage.
When I first saw the photo that’s exactly what I thought, I was looking on the edges of the photo for secret service agents running to tackle him
Is that the new single-use Tezla Bullet Shield? I like it.
Made from 100% Cybertruck glass.
https://www.solidsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/cybertruck-armor-glass-fail-01.gif
This is so weird... Real reminds me of Theresa May's dancing on stage in the UK.
I'm scared to ask for context. I know who they are, but....
Yesterday, Trump had a rally at the place he got shot.
He brought out Elon to make a speech, and Elon came out jumping like in OP and gave a speech a child would come up with. Dude is literally a 12 year old in a 50 year old body. Also:
People did leave early
The funniest possible thing didn't happen.
elon is the beta-est cuck of all time
Was wondering why this is on musk spam and who this guy is... Still having a hard time recognising the cunt in this pic.
Just found out that was elon lmao
May as well roll on ketamine at the trump rally?
Ketamine doesn't allow you to jump like. That's unbridled love for fascism right there.
I was wondering what that expression was...
Probably makes it less boring
That the face he makes when bouncing on his boy’s dick?
Shaved cunt or not, always a pussy.
🍊🤡
Not to body shame, but... What is this motherfucker on (seriously)?
It looks like his cranium is swollen. As in, only the skull bones.
Is it the omega adrenochrome?
He's been at the Milk Plus again. Dammit Korova Milk Bar, stop sharpening him up for the old Ultra Violence!
This is the sequel to Rain Man that was never made.
Now I know, the 2nd line on his shirt says 'MARS' and not 'ARSE' as seen on other photos.
I thought donnie was playing a hammond solo or something, at first. Please someone photoshop that
Feels like body shaming. Elon sucks, but idk shirts are short sometimes?
I disagree with Elon's whole act, so it's hard to feel bad for him.
