Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"
Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"
Dickerson Park Zoo x-rays show evidence of raccoon roadkill inside the bird's stomach.
Merica
Even our wildlife needs mobility scooters
but hey, we can always strap some fusion-powered mobility thrusters and it'll soar with the best of them, right?
(also, while we're at it, lets give them control of their shits and train them to shit on trump.)
Fuck yeaa
TLDR; he ate a racoon.
I would welcome this reply in any thread. And from now on I expect to see it in every thread.
I hope to see it in the thread after the presidential debate.
TL;DR he ate a racoon
While it is nice, I hesitated. This seems to be an independent site, and if their revenue model is visits/ads, I dont really want to take away from them.
That being said, for this one I felt like the headline was too clickbaity.
This could also be a convincing headline about RFK Jr
Post it!
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
WHERE EVEN THE EAGLES ARE MORBIDLY OBESE
In the early 2000s I worked at a company that had a small central courtyard in the middle of the building. All four sides of the courtyard were three or more stories high.
Pigeons used to congregate in the courtyard and pick for crumbs.
One day, a huge hawk came down and snatched himself a big fat pigeon.
He sat there for most of an hour picking at this bird. When he finally went to leave he couldn't clear the lowest wall.
We called animal control, they said if he's still there in 2 days let us know.
He crapped all over the place and by the end of day to was able to just fly out.
I'm not exactly certain that he wasn't hurt and just got better enough to fly out but it really looked like he just ate himself into a condition where he couldn't get back out of there.
That's hilarious 😆
It was also the only approved smoking location anywhere near the building. So all the smokers crowded into the far corner of the courtyard while the hawk held down the other half.
He was big, probably just shy of two feet tall. Any squawked it anyone that was anywhere near him while he was eating his pigeon.
🎵God bless the USA 🎵
Other than the word "eagle," this headline could be about me.
If it makes you feel any better, I think pretty much every single other person is too fat/heavy to fly with our wings
Get him a mobility drone.
Insurance said no.
WTF IS A KILOMETER!!!! RAHHHH 🦅 🔫
I wonder if his insurance covers Semaglutide?
I feel like Roger Alan Wade weren't singing about a God damn bald eagle, but never the less:
The ain't no wings on a pachyderm, it's too fat too fly
Ain't ko wings on a barn yard pig, it's too fat to fly
There ain't no wings on your fat ass and there ain't no wonder whyRelatable.
eagle eats too much burgers like real americans