If marriage isn't annoying your spouse with your nonsense on a daily basis then I dont know what marriage is.
224 0 ReplyMy wife is nearly annoy proof. If I texted that, she would get all warm and fuzzy.
82 0 ReplySounds like your wife is keeping the Live, Laugh, Love pillow manufacturers in business.
75 0 ReplyHave you tried removing the toilet seat 1 hour after your wife goes to bed, so that when she gets up to pee at 2am and doesn't turn on the light, she falls in?
Then you burst in, snap a pic, and upload it to your instagram with the caption "I keep the bitches pussy wet!"
Maybe THAT will annoy her?
37 0 ReplyWell we cant have that, of course. You need to try some new tactics.
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Texting my spouse in another country with random nonsense, even though with our data plan, it's $0.10 a text.
15 0 ReplyCan't you use something like Telegram/Signal/WhatsApp and avoid the charges?
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I should have married you instead of my wife. She’s just not that into it…
10 0 Replyhey Donna...
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"Go with the flow."
Divorce noises.
152 0 ReplyMenstruation jokes aren't funny. Period.
122 0 ReplyFor maximum effect, save "walk like a champion!" until she's rushing to the bathroom.
63 0 ReplyIs "be unstoppable" really a quote you want on something that stops something?
56 0 ReplySome periods ARE unstoppable. "Anemia" achievement unlocked!
30 0 ReplyOmg the days I've had super plus tampons, PLUS pads, and they'd be soaked within hours 😭 thank god for birth control
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This is love.
54 0 ReplyBaby please hurt me, please hurt me, some more
30 0 Reply24 0 ReplyYou and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals
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This is a very brave person
41 0 Reply23 0 ReplyWhat is love
19 0 ReplyBaby don't hurt me
8 0 ReplyDon't hurt me no more...
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Vladislav? Baby, don't hurt me...
5 0 ReplyTrue love means never having to use your safe word.
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This is great. She’s got a keeper there.
15 0 Replyhis dick needs a tampon costume
10 0 ReplyThank you kind stranger, now where the fuck can I buy one?
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Do you just siphon through old , like decades old, posts from reddit or whatever? I mean I want to participate I just don’t know how far back into pre-history
8 0 ReplyMy litmus test is essentially whether I've seen it before or not, even if it looks like it could be old. If it made me laugh, I'll give it a shot and see if Lemmy enjoys it too.
7 0 ReplyYeah and that's how it should be. Who cares if it's a century old if it's funny.
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I will be laughing at this one all day🤣
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