Anon is a true romantic

Ive had a crush on you for a while

Good start

Are you down ...

hmm

to get barebacked

aaaand derailed

Hell, even "are you down..." isn't bad. Suggested finishers:
...to get coffee?
...for a movie night?
...for lunch/dinner?
...to hang out and chat at the park?
...to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?
Basically anything but that.
- ... with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
- What about
  ...to build my Rivendell Lego set?
  ...to play some Goldeneye?
  ...to paint my Skaven army?
- "Are you down...:
  ... To get barebacked? Haha jk... Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that...
- You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.
- He could have just copy pasted these bullet points
I think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor's appointment lol "are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?"
- Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take...
...unless?
Although it was in person instead of text, I did hook up with someone I knew from highschool with basically the same direct approach. It helped that I knew she would find it funny.
- Plot twist: she has difficulty with reading comprehension and understanding modern slang. She actually would have been interested in casual unprotected sex with him. But anon stopped reading and didn't clarify himself.

Wanna Get barebacked?

"Fuggin typical femenoids complaining "

MFW

@_@

And a supposed adult at 21...
What went wrong is anon never grew up - he's still 13
- being an incel will do that

Anon got a reply, thats would have been a good start, but no... He had to be horny brained.

Stewing your mind in the excrement of downbad incells and neets will do that.

Could in theory be saved later by "Sorry, this message was inappropriate, if it's any excuse I was drunk when I sent it." If feeling confident, could be followed by "The part about having a crush on you was true tho.".

Could be saved by "Yeah, my dog chewed on my phone. He was the one who wrote the text message..."
- "The keys are right next to each other"
- "I was drunk with some friends and one of them sent that message from my phone, sorry!"

Probably real and heterosexual

Pray for my people, we have lost our way

I don’t understand why a nice young man who uses “femoid” as a word can’t get a girlfriend. One of life’s little mysteries!

Makes you wonder what the original plan was.

This is why honesty is important.

Had anon faked his way through things and lied about his intentions, it would have been worse for both of them.

Yah, I know, it's fake, but there's an underlying truth that honesty is better for this kind of thing.

Yes, you will absolutely get shot down 99% of the time (and add .9 to that a lot to get closer to reality), but that's the entire point. You tell someone you want to fuck them, and they can choose based on their own needs and wants. When those align, awesome! Woot for fucking!

Now, should you be an absolute cretin about it? No. There's a difference between being honest and ignoring established social norms regarding language. Currently, asking if someone wants to get barebacked is considered rude, even if they're DTF. You ask with respect and manners. "Hi, random acquaintance, this is anon, I think you're attractive, and have for a long time. I would very much like to get together for sex, is that something you might be interested in too?"

Now, again, most of the time you'll be lucky to not get told to fuck yourself. But that's still better than faking other forms of interest to try and get sex.

And yes, I have actually asked someone that I already knew if they would be interested in at least a one time sexual encounter. And it worked one time. I've asked other people and it didn't work. Since I'm a fucking balding sasquatch in looks, and I was poor as fuck at the time, it wasn't some kind of artificial thing that incels like to blame for their failures.

Be real. Be up front. Be polite. But also be willing to accept the large amount of noes you'll get with aplomb.

The class clown kid from my high school (looked like a clown too) ended up with a smoking hot wife, seemingly way out of his league.

Around high school I can remember him asking and being rejected by just about every girl.

Only reason I can think of is he got so used to rejection that he was completely unphased to keep going and the numbers game eventually worked out for him.

Good on him and a lesson for the rest of us, lol.

"I want to bareback you so bad..."

"What do you mean anon?"

"I mean I wanna ride you around the Grand Canyon without a saddle."