Then it would be a multilingual computer

I mean, English is a computer's second language. Its first language is zeros and ones.

That event led me to the whole other world of non Goya products.

125,000 large bananas

I see you have some American in you, if you are using nonmetric units of measurement.

In today's weather: it's record breakingly terrible due to climate change. Back to you, Bob.

I see you are quite moo'ved by this comment.

I heard the mom has to be pregonate

Is this why women choose bears over men?

Expl-AI-n itself is a pun. With the letters AI in the word explain capitalized, readers can infer that artificial intelligence is being used to explain jokes.

Court over Zoom ❌

Zoom over to court ✅

Mexican drug cartels are getting into the avocado and lime business

I like worm butts and I cannot lie.

You other brothers can't deny.

When a worm comes in with them Itty bitty waists

And many things in your face, you get sprung.

Depends on elevation

emphasis

I think it was taking the letters in column A and adding "uary" afterwards. Jan-uary was correct, so Feb-uary, etc.

Kill Fido

Fido ~ Fidon't

The Long Rain, by Ray Bradbury

Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.

1st one, won a dollar. Cool.

2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!

3rd one, won a dollar. ???

4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

Read the ticket name. "Always win a dollar"