After Trump assassination attempt, guns will still be allowed near RNC, but tennis balls will not
After Trump assassination attempt, guns will still be allowed near RNC, but tennis balls will not
Guns will be allowed immediately outside the convention center in the outer perimeter surrounding the Secret Service-controlled area due to Wisconsin state law.
Not sure what the deal is with tennis balls, raquet balls hurt a whole lot more!
""[It's] utterly ridiculous," Robert Bauman, a Milwaukee City Alderman who proposed adding guns to that city ordinance, told ABC News. "I mean, I could just picture this image of somebody coming up to the entry point with, you know, an AR-15 strapped over one shoulder, a long rifle over another, and two pistols in his belt, and the cops asking him, 'You got any tennis balls?'"
^^I would pay money to see that scene^^
Which one of you lemmings in Milwaukee gonna go show off your 2nd amendment rights? Leave the tennis balls at home, tho!
Cut a hole in the tennis ball, stick it on the muzzle of your AR-15 and call it a silencer. Bet you could smuggle in a number of tennis balls that way
Never block your muzzle or you risk a "Bugs Bunny".
If they’re going to allow guns in the RNC, I hope they at least manage to round up a handful of competent secret service agents, if that still exists.
The incompetent ones are so easy though! You just bait them with prostitutes! :)
I want the right to bare balls
Not sure if that's what's meant by 'open carry'
Bear balls
Ask your doctor if manscaping is for you
They should be allowed inside the venue. After all, gun free zones are a big problem.
IT INFRIDGES ON MAH FREETOM.
I wonder what would happen if someone drove by one of those places and played bullet sounds on their ghetto blaster...
Or the sounds of a tennis match
Either nothing or a ticket for causing a disturbance (don't know what it is in that jurisdiction), depending on how good your speakers are and how assholish the cops are feeling that day. It would take way more speaker quality than a ghetto blaster has to get the sound right. I'm really not sure speakers can get the rip of air from a bullet right. Never heard it done. Just play Paper Planes and you have plausible deniability
As long as it makes trump & his supporters think it might be real...
I took a golf ball to the forehead off a tee box. That wasn't fun.
Republican events and rallies are the one place I support as many guns as possible being there.
They should live their values.
trump is a World Wrestling Entertainment Hall of Famer
Odds are they are terrified that people will toss a tennis ball around the same way people tossed a beach ball around to "protest" Super Roman (... while making sure to buy every available ticket).
How about a loaded soup-can gauge shotgun?
You kid, but the 2 gauge (not a typo!) "Punt Gun" was a thing! Used for shooting mass numbers of ducks and geese!
This sounds like a Monty Python sketch or something. It's just so absurdist.
Please proceed
But what if my tennis ball is a gun? Which law overrides the other?
Don't be silly, you can't make a gun out of a tennis ball. You have to make the tennis ball a grenade before the 2A fanatics will protect your right to take it into a political convention.
Are 4G/5G phones allowed? Because those can fry your brain.
Not sure what the deal is with tennis balls, raquet balls hurt a whole lot more!
They consider tennis balls to be raquetball furries.
tennis balls are arms, also. Proof: My tennis ball launcher says so.
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