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Funny @sh.itjust.works The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world 7mo ago

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How the fuck he fold towels?
- That is a downside. But on the upside, he's immune to hanging.
- I'm up a lot earlier than usual and I've had too much coffee and this has me cry laughing. Thank you.
- What?
  
  I think I can transalte: "How can he fold towels if he doesn't have a chin?"
  
  Cause most people hold the middle part of the towel with their chin when folding.
  
  This is the best image I could quickly find -
- You win Lemmy today. Hit me like a train... dyin' over here.
- I have to imagine that not a single pillow in his house has a pillowcase on it.
  
  I believe it. I've seen people who sleep on a bare mattress covered in mystery stains, with nothing but a blanket and a couch cushion.
That chin was made for a beard.
- What chin?
  
  There's a slight bump there.
- You mean his check?
  
  I spilled my coffee but you made my day :)
If there was ever a man that deserves the ability to grow a full and thick beard, is this man. Alas, nature is sadistic.
Look out! I just saw a giant Alaskan Bull Worm heading straight to Bikini Bottom!
- It's a good thing I was already sitting on the toilet because I shat myself laughing
  
  how does one shit themselves because of an image?
He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.
- "Quit cuttin' 'em down, or I'll bite off your knees!"
Never shave unless you're certain you have a chin
- i dunno if a severely balding head will look any better though.
  
  They could have made it a look, with a super chunky green turtleneck
You were great on MythBusters
- and Futurama
Can we all see your best Earthworm Jim costume this year? Pretty please?
On the plus side they are now turtly enough for the turtle club
They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.
- I'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor, But I am a real worm, I am an actual worm. I live like a worm.
His name wouldn't happen to be Jim?
Jawless execution!
Why my mans look like he speak for the trees?
You can have it all my empire of dirt.
Holy shit he's a San'Shyuum
- Latin Perfida vermis or "treacherous worms". Seems the Halo authors also think wormy thoughts.
Time for a Bob's Burgers rewatch
I dont like live action worms apocalypse.
- You mean Worms Armageddon...?
It's like a small planetoid; it has its own weather system! Like an orange on a toothpick! Lookit the size o' that thing! Oh, he's gonna cry himself to sleep tonight on his huuge pillo'.
Gah! Put it back!!
@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!
Man is goitered to the hilt
- As soon as I saw this I thought "Get this man some iodine, stat! Or, conversely, stop giving this man so much iodine!"
  
  seaweed and iodized salt for every meal
How does this guy fold a blanket?
lorax
Classic toehead
GROOVY!
The spice must flow
https://youtu.be/Ia_8vh0uly8
- Lol Worms was dope as hell
  
  Still is! My buds and I play online every now and again
It’s so cartoonish, I love it so much. This man looks absurd.
He is the yeast of thoughts and minds.
Looks like the top of a sperm
Looks like Adam Savage was in a tragic accident where he lost his chin and they just said "screw it pull his neck up like a foreskin"
Damn he'd get far into giving head
- Oh no
  
  I mean, yes
  
  But oh no
He's left absolutely jawless
Guy hulud
Yes sir!
It's Beaker from The Muppets!

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