wigglin

A thermometer is just a speedometer for atoms.

Wigglemeter. For atoms. That wiggle.
- Atoms don't jiggle, jiggle, they move But they do wiggle, wiggle, fo sho!

Music is a pattern of wiggling air. Color is just a frequency of wiggling because all light is wiggling, but not a pattern of frequencies. I think it would be more congruent is the statement were "movies are just the wiggling of the electromagnetic field".

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Disclaimer: I am not technically a physicist.

Not all colors are just a single frequency. Like, magenta can only exist as a sum of red and blue light. So colors are also patterns of wiggling
- I can't tell you how pleasing it is to see this take instead of the usual "magenta isn't real" bit

Is that why The Wiggles are both colourful and musical?

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- Oh oh oh Amadeus

Computer softwares are just fancy electron controller

Computer softwares are just fancy ~~electron~~wiggle controller

Ftfy

In theory, it should be possible to using twerking as an instrument.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Matter is just wiggles until you perceive it.

One of Bob Dylans greatest achievement was understanding the importance of the Wiggle in music and he has incorporated it into many of his songs, most notably in his magnum opus, "Wiggle Wiggle" from 1990. Experts and scientists are still in disagreement as to whether or not the song "Wilbury Twist", from a band Dylan was in, is the greatest song of all time, but they agree that, as James Joyce noted, "the Wiggle is strong in that one."

Because of these songs Bob Dylan is the only songwriter in history to have been rewarded the Nobel prize for the literature. In his speech after receiving the prize Dylan could not stop talking about Moby Dick. Personally I think the genius that is Bob Dylan used Moby Dick as an inspiration for his music because the movement of the whale when swimming is a Wiggle: with this speech he once more showed the world that the Wiggle is what "keeps music moving forward".

Ah, the whale! What a beautiful metaphor for music! Oh man! Admire and model thyself after the whale!

Thereby, LMFAO was proved to be the best musicians ever. QED.

“Wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah.”

What's non wiggling light?

The same light but in it's particle era
Light as it percieves itself

"You are only coming through in waves" - Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb

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