hah, thats SLIGHTLY more drastic than the british comparison.

USEXIT

exit from what?

It's posted in the wrong place then

come on now, let them cook, trust the process

thats a nicer one. I presume forks loke the one in op is just die cut and formed from a metal sheet in one single CHONK

a bit like this https://youtube.com/shorts/vB4W0T6lkGw

I like to imagine it's lazily hovering

moreso if you were drugged unwittingly, or against your will.

Pasta carbonara and Sweetrolls share most of their ingredients

just substitute cheese and pepper with sugar and baking powder

they wrote ass backwards ass backwards. It's a joke, not self censorship.

It is a thing of beauty!

Not dietal calories.

The calorie numbers we assign to food, measure how much energy our body extracts from them when eaten.

In this context, plutonium is closer to 0

If we instead want to measure the actual total physical energy content of materia, we would turn to E=mc^2, telling us that a gram of anything has about 20 million kcal, no matter if its plutonium or diet coke. which is a slightly less useful value on food labels :D

Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-and-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?

This headline... do I smell toast?

fahrenheit temperatures in the 90s are hot temperatures

It's not one, its several

https://www.atomicarchive.com/almanac/broken-arrows/index.html

I would presume so, yes.

Nuclear bombs are extremely stable when not armed. If you blow one up with external explosives it will just break.

Cheddar is a village in southern England
...and Maasdam is in the Netherlands

so, when you drop an egg on the floor, you increased its entropy too much, and since entropy isn't reversible, your dropped egg isn't recoverable