Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world PinkyCoyote @sopuli.xyz 6mo ago

And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

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- But that ‘no one:’ makes the joke.
  
  I don't see how
  
  I know you were being sarcastic.
What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?
- No one:
  This guy: What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?
  
  Lmao I see it now
  
  ?
- Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is "random" / "weird" / "coming out of thin air"
  
  It's silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with
  
  So,
  
  Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is "random" / "weird" / "coming out of thin air"
  
  How?
- Making us all groan at a completely useless part of the meme.
- It implies a lack of justification, like there is no good reason girls hands are like that. Not sure why everyone is confused. It's a meme format that has been around forever.
  
  How does it imply that? I know it's been around ages, still don't get it.
- Allowing us to laff
- It accomplishes the text "No one:"
  
  But why
- "I can't think of a good intro for my joke and am a slave to trends"
  
  A surprising amount of people get their knickers in a twist over it, which is pretty funny tbh. I like to put it in a lot of my memes just to piss people off haha
If you think a girl's hands are cold, wait till you feel their bare feet against your legs in the middle of the night.
- Ha! Luckily I don't have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. 🥲
- I was out shoveling snow the other day and I guess I need new boots cause my feet were frozen. Then it was turnabout is fair play when I put my cold feet on her and she acted like I was the worst human being ever.
- Ice creams
- Legs? How about your back lol
  
  Im not Al Bundy and didn't marry Peg.
Shit! I am a girl!?
- And I'm not a girl? Damn!
  
  Well yeah if your names are opposite so would your gender? Common senss i thought
- This was definitely an unnecessarily gendered post. My wife's secondary function is transforming food into heat energy.
  
  What is wife's primary function? What is her mission?
  
  I don't know about unnecessarily gendered. The joke sorta relies on the common idea that women have colder hands and feet.
  
  People who period are more likely to have less average blood volumes, but you’re right that they may not necessarily be girls.
  
  Increase the entropy!
- Sup, babe. How's that ipo?
- Dude i feel you. I've got mild Raynaud's disease (low circulation in hands and feet) and I basically wear gloves and fur-lined slippers 9 months of the year.
- girl
  
  on the internet
  
  Sounds mutually exclusive
I'm cold girl until the second I fall asleep, then my body heats up like a nuclear reactor and if I've fallen asleep with a heating pad (because cold) I wake up in 20 minutes all hot and A N G E R Y like the hulk.
- This is my wife. Cold as hell when going to sleep, but in the time it takes me to fall asleep she goes from ice block to inferno.
  
  Nature is amazing
- So you the red hulk frfr
Well that takes the cake as being the weirdest gender euphoria I've experienced so far
a curse in the winter time, a blessing in summer
So help warm'em up!
- Yup! Best part of cuddles is being a human blanket
- *sighs*
  
  Doesn't load
When she wants to get frisky but the cold makes you turtle.
Is there a way we can convince everyone to try to donate blood so if nothing else everyone get a free iron level screening?
As someone who is perpetually on fire: I love those icy hands on my back 🥺
It’s low blood volume or anemia-induced in most cases I’d say.
- 🤓
  
  Full disclosure on my part…
- I don't understand what happened and why you are downvoted.
Anyone else wondering why she has buttholes in her hands?
- To poop obviously?

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