Minimalists

This pic is obviously American.

I know, right? That's obviously a type B power outlet on the left wall.
Gotta protect your mattress somehow.
It could be a toy gun
- Why?
  Real guns are cheaper.

The only thing really wrong with this picture is how far off the wall the mattress is.. how many times during the night does this bloke need to pick his pillow back up

this guy ~~fucks~~ sleeps on the floor
He's probably like me, where we hate feeling the wall while I sleep
Maybe it's like that to accommodate putting in a window fan?

That's the meme? But that's just gender stereotypes

*shitty gender stereotypes
Kind of, but on the other hand people (male, I believe) are openly agreeing with it ITT and apparently find it funny.
- it's ok if it's true, right?

Fake. Sheets are too clean

There wouldn’t even be sheets if it was me. Also, lose the gun.
- In fact, forget the house!

Under capitalism, yes.

Under socialism? Men would all be spending their new free time learning woodworking and making gigantic overengineered furniture out of oak and mahogany.

Idk id probably be chilling
- It drinking and dancing with the boys to some hard bass
Nah. I would totally still lay on the floor.

All the money was spent on the corvette outside

Dodge RAM and you know it.

back when my room was like this, the bros used to joke about "grabbing some carpet" like any other seat

but it's just five hungover dudes laying in front of a futon with lotr or forest gump on again

simpler times boys

Did that carpet tied the room together?

Oh, it’s silly stereotype time? I’ll play!

Whoever made this is just mad that the bed isn’t covered in $50 throw pillows.

I had a mattress that I had directly on a cement floor in a basement. That was an expensive mistake. The mattress retained moisture because it couldn't breath, contributing to it collapsing. A basic bed frame is cheap, makes the room look nicer, and provides extra storage space underneath.

I've been having some fun with my current setup. I have a bed, nightstand, desk, dresser, and closet in one room. It's maybe a little cozy, but functional as long as I put some thought into it. I even have a nice space in the middle that I can pretend I use to work out in.

Once, I used a bunch of plastic storage bins as a bedframe. Properly elevated bed, plus a lot of storage.
- I'd be worried about them breaking when things get vigorous

Look at the king of England over here with a pillow and a double wide mattress!

If it weren't for women we'd still be in caves, sleeping on hay with a rock for a pillow... and it would be amazing!

Confused unga bunga
- Return to monke

Look at this fatcat using a water bottle! You can drink perfectly fine water from the tap. Don't even need a cup if you put your palms together.

Real men suck it directly from the ~~teet~~ faucet.
My brother just puts his face under the faucet
The water bottle is refilled from the tap so I can stay hydrated on the go XD

I see no game console, so I can't say this is true. There's also like a few cans of any beverage and a few cups of noodles missing from this picture.

And water. A real bachelor hydrates with beer/energy drinks/hard liquor

Replace the gun with a bong and the water for a bottle of Jim Beam small batch and you've got my room when I was in my 20s.

Rather it is because you don't do those things that you are not. I personally still like to have at least a box spring, but for the most part my bedroom is, well, a room that I put my bed in. I don't understand the need for $1,000 of pillows that we aren't allowed to actually sleep with overly fancy blankets that look nice in a photo but aren't anywhere near as comfortable as a cheap down blanket at Costco.
Don't get me wrong I do enjoy things looking nice, but there has to be some value to the item other than just it looks nicer. Function over form ideally function with form but in the bedroom form rarely follows function

Ngl gonna lie thats feels like a great way to live. Need more space? Just lean the mattress on the wall!

Not gonna lie gonna lie
- Nglgl
- I have no idea how I messed that up. Im too tired.
I literally did this in college. It was great.

No need for anything if you aren't at home most of the time.

That or let's see that Gaming setup as you know that has some comfy shit.

Toss in a camping chair and a TV sitting on the floor and I'm in!

Where's the bottle of lotion with a sock and/or tissues?

God I wish I could love like this

Yeah man, I feel you. I used to be able to but now its lost.

all it needs is a mystery turd in the bed , and a radiator to finish off a grilled charlie.

What prevents you from living this way? If the main plus you're seeing is "easier to clean", I assume that means you've got more furniture and such. What's stopping you from getting rid of everything except what's pictured?