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The Barto @ ElBarto @sh.itjust.works
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  • Why would I make two profiles and when do I post which image to which platform?

    When? Anytime you want.

    Why: Because they have different databases they access, it's the same reason you cant log into Lemmy.world with a sh.itjust.works account.

    • Spanish government to regulate online porn access to protect minors

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  • Ahhh, makes sense.

    • memes @lemmy.world
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    I want it back!

    Spanish government to regulate online porn access to protect minors

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  • Lol, porno

    • 450+ extensions now available on Firefox for Android

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  • More pipe.

    • Google might rebrand 'Assistant with Bard' before launch

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  • Change it to assistant with Barb", then just have a nice middle aged aunty do it's voice.

    • What’s up with the terrifying creepers in the background

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  • The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.

    • Video gamers worldwide may be risking irreversible hearing loss and/or tinnitus

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  • Ohh fuckin hacks mate.

    • Video gamers worldwide may be risking irreversible hearing loss and/or tinnitus

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  • WHAT!?

    • Wrestler Hulk Hogan helps rescue teenage girl trapped after Florida car crash

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  • Did he tell the journalist this or is there viable witnesses? I mean, it is Hulk Hogan were talking about.

    • This AI stock trader engaged in insider trading — despite being instructed not to – and lied about it

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  • Take that tech bros, now it's coming for you!

    • Players still don't feel "comfortable" with game subscription services, says Ubisoft+ boss

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  • Why won't these idiots pay a subscription for my shitty game!

    • Meta admits using pirated books to train AI, but won't pay for it

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  • One of the founders of The Pirate Bay.

    • When do we get to skip using money?

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  • Why would you check that, just wait for the checkout to tell you you're broke.

    • North Korea will no longer pursue reconciliation with South, Kim Jong Un says

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  • Yeah, but his hair looks like it's actively trying to fly away from him.

    • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    The GOAT of playing utterly vile people.

    Klingons are allies.

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  • I love his shit eating grin when the other Klingon sees Jadzia.

    Don't you remember the great Kurzon Dax?!

    • time for the next dhl scandal

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  • Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.

    • North Korea will no longer pursue reconciliation with South, Kim Jong Un says

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  • If I was a dictator, I would grant immunity to my stylist so they can freely tell me what they think of my look and hair.

    • Not Me

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  • And that's why I'm not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

    • Torture that not even the Cardassians would commit.

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  • And I'm sure there's a way to make that unnecessarily sexual, too.

    You weren't about to put your member away were you?

    No I wasn't.

    • You know there’s a pregnant man emoji?

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  • That's specifically for when you need to mention the 1994 Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger cult classic comedy Junior.

    • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Times change while people stay the same.
    TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Have you or your fellow Starfleet crewmembers been victims of workplace harassment?
    TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Poor forever Ensign Harry.
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    And I need you And I miss you
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    Fried bacon and egg flowers
    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.
    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Don't want any nerd mussels
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    Rub A Dub Dub, Three men in a tub!
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    Go on, it'll change your life!
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    The real reason for cow abductions.
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    Unreleased footage of the filming of the moon landing.
    Risa @startrek.website
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    It's more of a suggestion really.
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    Y̴o̸u̶'̴l̶l̵ ̵g̵e̷t̵ ̵s̴o̵o̶o̶o̷ ̸m̷u̷c̵h̸ ̵d̴o̷n̷e̴!̶
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    The human sized thumb is getting angry.
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    Elder God I.T, Cthulhu speaking, how may I help you this millennia?
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    Coming to Netflix in 2024
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    On that day, history was made..
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    When the company gives you pizza instead of a pay rise.