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The Barto

@ ElBarto @sh.itjust.works

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3 yr. ago

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and "memes"

Pixelfed: @hobo@pixelfed.aus

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  • Why would I make two profiles and when do I post which image to which platform?

    When? Anytime you want.

    Why: Because they have different databases they access, it's the same reason you cant log into Lemmy.world with a sh.itjust.works account.

  • Spanish government to regulate online porn access to protect minors

  • Ahhh, makes sense.

  • Spanish government to regulate online porn access to protect minors

  • Lol, porno

  • 450+ extensions now available on Firefox for Android

  • More pipe.

  • Google might rebrand 'Assistant with Bard' before launch

  • Change it to assistant with Barb", then just have a nice middle aged aunty do it's voice.

  • What’s up with the terrifying creepers in the background

  • The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.

  • Video gamers worldwide may be risking irreversible hearing loss and/or tinnitus

  • Ohh fuckin hacks mate.

  • Video gamers worldwide may be risking irreversible hearing loss and/or tinnitus

  • WHAT!?

  • Wrestler Hulk Hogan helps rescue teenage girl trapped after Florida car crash

  • Did he tell the journalist this or is there viable witnesses? I mean, it is Hulk Hogan were talking about.

  • This AI stock trader engaged in insider trading — despite being instructed not to – and lied about it

  • Take that tech bros, now it's coming for you!

  • Players still don't feel "comfortable" with game subscription services, says Ubisoft+ boss

  • Why won't these idiots pay a subscription for my shitty game!

  • Meta admits using pirated books to train AI, but won't pay for it

  • One of the founders of The Pirate Bay.

  • When do we get to skip using money?

  • Why would you check that, just wait for the checkout to tell you you're broke.

  • North Korea will no longer pursue reconciliation with South, Kim Jong Un says

  • Yeah, but his hair looks like it's actively trying to fly away from him.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    The GOAT of playing utterly vile people.

  • Klingons are allies.

  • I love his shit eating grin when the other Klingon sees Jadzia.

    Don't you remember the great Kurzon Dax?!

  • time for the next dhl scandal

  • Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.

  • North Korea will no longer pursue reconciliation with South, Kim Jong Un says

  • If I was a dictator, I would grant immunity to my stylist so they can freely tell me what they think of my look and hair.

  • Not Me

  • And that's why I'm not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

  • Torture that not even the Cardassians would commit.

  • And I'm sure there's a way to make that unnecessarily sexual, too.

    You weren't about to put your member away were you?

    No I wasn't.

  • You know there’s a pregnant man emoji?

  • That's specifically for when you need to mention the 1994 Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger cult classic comedy Junior.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Times change while people stay the same.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Have you or your fellow Starfleet crewmembers been victims of workplace harassment?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Poor forever Ensign Harry.

  • AI Image Shitposts @sh.itjust.works
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    And I need you And I miss you

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works
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    Fried bacon and egg flowers

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Don't want any nerd mussels

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works
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    Rub A Dub Dub, Three men in a tub!

  • AI Image Shitposts @sh.itjust.works
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    Go on, it'll change your life!

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works
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    The real reason for cow abductions.

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works
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    Unreleased footage of the filming of the moon landing.

  • Risa @startrek.website
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    It's more of a suggestion really.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Y̴o̸u̶'̴l̶l̵ ̵g̵e̷t̵ ̵s̴o̵o̶o̶o̷ ̸m̷u̷c̵h̸ ̵d̴o̷n̷e̴!̶

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    The human sized thumb is getting angry.

  • AI Image Shitposts @sh.itjust.works
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    Elder God I.T, Cthulhu speaking, how may I help you this millennia?

  • AI Image Shitposts @sh.itjust.works
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    Coming to Netflix in 2024

  • AI Image Shitposts @sh.itjust.works
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    On that day, history was made..

  • AI Image Shitposts @sh.itjust.works
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    When the company gives you pizza instead of a pay rise.