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People have tasted it, they all seem to claim accidentally, the key report is that it tastes 'metallic'.
Fun fact: hang around a strong enough radioactive source and you get the metallic taste WITHOUT even having to touch it. You just get the taste for free!
Scientists don’t want you knowing this one trick!
Don't tell CrossFit people about radiogenic hemorrhage or they'll start fetishizing it.
Eat your heart out, Jimmy John's.
And jet fuel melts steel beams.
Y'all, it's fucking delicious. Like Simply Orange hate-fucked Tang and the baby was adopted by a loving lesbian couple, Starburst and Skittles. Smith.
Poetry
🤯
Yes! This was my first thought! Forbidden Razzles!
Tell TRUMP and the administration to lick it and it will taste like a dreamsickles!!!! :)
Tell him it tastes like Bill Clinton, if you know what I mean.
You might have better luck if you tell them they taste like dicksickles
They'll get dreamsickle cell anemia!!
Lol it looks like that because it's glowing from heat (probably heat it is producing through radioactivity) it looks like pretty much any metal, just like uranium. Uranium compounds are super pretty though, plutonium probably too if anyone was nuts enough to make dyes with it.
Pu 239 which is the kind that we use the most since it’s the most fissile has a half-life of around 25k years and alpha decays so its very unlikely that it is heat from radioactivity. It may be heat from forging.
It is orange flavored. It's "orange you glad you didn't put that in your mouth"
Dammit this is giving me weird memories of that week I was radioactive
UP AND AT THEM
UP AN ATOM!
The fillet on the top makes it look delectable.
At first I though it was a pic of two urinal cakes on a cast iron skillet.
Oh look, ti proseccos
Edit: leaving because funny, but what I intended to comment as I fell asleep was “oh look, tiny elephant feet!” in reference to the nickname given the big melty version
I still remember the time I dropped my phone on my sleeping face and got "m understop" instead if "I'm sleepy."
Why would we never know? What’s a little sacrifice for science?
I'll take a bite if you wanna
That's not what Back to the Future taught me
This could be a cool song title: ‘And the post said plutonium pucks, could taste like orange crush’.
if it looks that hot, fission is pretty active and a lot of particles are coming your way. better put it under water and attach a turbine to the vessel, and a generator to the shaft
My shaft is where all my generation comes from. /s
more like the future generation
I typically get My Generation from The Who
Ahhh water. Blocks alpha particles. Disables magnets. Is there anything this wondrous liquid can't do?
It can dissolve a lot of things too
If you reverse a magnet it makes water more west
Be in one fraction at once. H2O consist of differerent quantum-mechanical portions: para-water and ortho-water.
And it only gets weirder.
this is how 238Pu ceramic pellets for space probe generators look like, no fission required just alpha decay. If it was fission, it wouldn't need to glow like this entire time because you can just turn it off
Well, either you can turn it off or you're about a microsecond away from being vaporized.
Doesn’t this contaminate the water?
my comment is oversimplified and partly joke, but nuclear power plants use mostly uranium fuel pellets, which are inserted in metal fuel rods and these into another metal container called fuel assemblies, before the are lowered into the water pool, so fuel and water don't touch each other, and the vapor cycle is a closed system
From what I remember, the water that is near the fissile material is in its own closed loop tank and has heat exchangers that transfer heat to another water loop that goes to the turbines.