Trump to host UFC cage fight on White House lawn to mark 250 years of US independence
Trump is set to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year, with Dana White confirming the event as part of the US's 250th independence celebrations.
Wow this is peak white trash. Is kid rock going to sing the national anthem?
A true, worthy god-emperor would make it a fight to the death and compete personally.
Yes, but also cheat by poisoning his gladiator slave opponent before the match.
But then still get his ass handed tom him cause he ssssssuuuuccccckkkkksssss!
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As always, I must point out that president Camacho actually cared about Americans and when presented with a problem he was too stupid to solve he sought out the advice of smarter people to make use of in solving it.
President Camacho was a way better president than Trump.
It wasn't supposed to be a pre-future documentary, people!
Mountain Dew Camacho was a better president
God, he would be so preferable at this point.
Not from USA; but.....Terry Crews would be a great leader; he is way to nice to actually run though.
Biff Tannon everybody.
This is what happens when Biff Tannen becomes Dear Leader.
Honestly that would be an upgrade at this point.
It is so tasteless and yet so fitting. We will have an abundance of great imagery for the history books.
Did anyone expect a low IQ felon rapist to have class?
This is what America looks like when people let the village idiots out-vote them.
Jesus Christ... We're hitting peak Idiocracy so much faster than the documentary expected.
At least Camacho had a three point plan.
What the fuck
This is the bad place
What better celebration is there for Trump's America than locking people in cages?
President Camacho approves.
I do not.
The president's limo will be there on the front lawn, up on blocks with it's wheels and hood missing. A few barrels will be interspresed with fire for warmpth.
Trump will be seated on a beaten up old lawn chair, the kind that your parents had in the 70s and never got around to replacing. To his right there's a styrofoam cooler; the kind you get at a gas station when your heading out fishing with your pa. It's filled with Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Melania will put her hair up in a Peggy Bundy beehive and squeeze her aging ass into pair of daisy dukes and cowboy boots.
Joe Rogan appears and kneels before Trump before the match begins. But instead of kissing a ring, it's a beer tab.
The festivities begin with Kid Rock catterwalling out what he thinks is the national anthem, but is actually just a bunch of random lyrics he put together during the last time he blacked out.
Dean Cain is the "celebrity" referee for the match and Kevin Sorbo is there to provide some colour commentary alongside Rogan.
Due to the unpopularity of all of them, no one wants to volunteer to be the people in the match, so it eventually Trump sends ICE out to round up some homeless people and it quickly devolves into bumfights_dot_com
It'll be great!
I can see this now as a Street Fighter level background.
I hate that you bring up Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo in the same sentence.
They're actually working on some weird-ass Christian golf comedy/drama movie together, with Dean producing and Kevin starring. My brother worked on it for about a week or so.
He only agreed to it as it was a way for him to get his foot in the door for the industry, and he was a fan of the Hercules show when he was a kid. Also Lois & Clark was apparently our grandma's favorite show, so it was like this weird amalgamation of feelings when he went to work on it.
My ex started as a Production Assistant in the Vancouver Film Industry. She mostly worked on the CW shows and those terrible Hallmark holiday movies that get constantly filmed there. Being a PA was a little like being everyone's bitch, so she eventually made her way into the account department of the same hiring company that managed the PAs.
She had her share of good experiences and plenty of asshole stars.
I hope it flops even harder than his stupid military birthday parade.
This just oozes classiness and decorum.
Hey, americans, you should deffo not be embarrassed about this. No way, not one little bit!!!
the UFC fight {...} will involve fighter weigh-ins at the Lincoln Memorial
What next? Mandingo fights on MLK's grave?
Lincoln was a high-level wrestler. He probably wouldn't mind.
Do tacky people generally know that they're tacky, or is part of tackiness being unaware?
Your tax dollars at work.
Gross
Gosh. I thought this was the onion for a second
Doge sees nothing wrong with this? They cut healthcare but they don't cut a boxing match in the white house?
That's not boxing, its rasslin'.
I guess they were saving the money for this.
I suppose it is a small mercy that Hulk Hogan isn't around anymore...
I am surprised they did not set up a colosseum and have migrants fight to the death. Keep it tacky MAGAts.
Oh that was floated as a reality TV show.
So he is having two people fight in a cage on his front lawn for his amusement... That definitely doesn't sound like dictator behavior.
What a fucking lowlife.
Saw the title and was like 'haha funny, imagine'. Then 'wait, it's not satire??'
That's the whole point of this magazine.
UFC and the bro crowd that watches UFC are the ones that loves trump. He knows his crowd
Is this the circuses part of “bread and circuses”?
Bread and Circuses is a tricky phrase, but no. This isn't for the People, it's for the Emperor. (The Emperor also wants to take people's bread away)
Thank you for the link!
How much is UFC getting for this? Another giant fucking waste of money from the GOP besides being so, so tacky. I don't want to hear one fucking word ever again about how our tax money is being wasted by any Democrat. I guess these fucking assholes would rather watch some dumb apes beat the shit out of each other than feed people, sad.
Is this their colosseum? Are we going to get 100 days of holidays per year and they're going to do the thumbs up/down to decide someone's fate as a distraction from how shitty things are?
he will find a way to turn it into his birthday event.
But how is this euro news?
Euronews reports on events outside of Europe as well as within.
It's not, but it's damn funny. The obese orange turd officially showing the world just how classy the whitehouse is.
We demand Trump to be in the first round!
Elegant
Let us never forget that wealthy "business men" can be tasteless white trash too. And pedophiles. Actually that overlap is practically a circle.
every time someone has said "this is now Idiocracy", they knew NOTHING.
What to do when you need a couple pitbulls to complete the scenario but you're afraid of dogs?
what a terrible website. adding that to my blocklist
also jfc what is going on in america
I've already seen it done better than they could ever put on, although I'd love to watch the lard orange attempt to enter the arena in Auntie's zipline throne.
He could not be the next pope, but being alike Maximus is now within reach
I have never once in my entire life seen anyone do a thumbs-down in this weird toddlery way.
Is this an AI picture?
Took a few attempts so .... Yes
I bet the cage will be gold since Trump loves gold.
As a son of bandits, bastards, and traitors am I allowed to say I hope the ATC fucks up resulting in the entire fucking thing going up in a grand old explosion? Assuming the US survives mind you, getting real fucked Soviet Union circa 1990 in some areas, be a right shame if the Eastern seaboard ended up being under the flag of a Neo-Continental Congress.
In the closing ceremonies of USAs existence, the man who destroyed it will shine a light on himself as a hero.
Where are the epstein files, kiddy diddler?