JD Vance Says He’s Ready to Be President If Trump’s Health Fails

This is a direct admission that Trump is gonna die soon

Evil people always last longer than you think. I'm not sure whether Trump is actually evil or the evil is a byproduct of extreme narcissism combined with staggering stupidity.
I heard a theory the other day that the thing that makes Trump Trump is that he speaks on a fourth grade level because he's just that dumb. He politically engages people who are too ignorant and disinterested in politics to do more than check Trump's name and ignore other Republican candidates. I saw it here in my own state where was something like an 800k vote discrepancy between Trump and conservative Supreme Court candidates. It's why districts that Trump won by double digits flip hard for Dems in special election's and non-presidential elections.
What that means is, when Trump dies, the Republican Party is pretty much fucked if they haven't achieved full on fascism by then. I'm not smart enough to know whether that theory is correct, but I really want it to be.
- Hitler died at 56. Mussolini was 61.
- Evil is the absence of empathy, they are all most definitely evil.
- I am hopeful of this as a theory. I admit to being curious if there are any historical allegories to this.
Fingers crossed! JD will not be as batshit. He wants to keep the job and not get bounced from the top spot next election.
- JD will not be as batshit.
  Considering his connections to Peter Thiel I'm not so sure about that. But what matters is that he won't be able to wield the cult of personality that has formed around Trump the way Trump can.
- JD also doesn't have as much of the crazy vote. Some people find trump charismatic, and find he can do no wrong, while JD chaises that charisma while lounging on the couch like a Lay-z-boy.
- He’s still batshit, just in a better-tailored suit.
  The good news is the MAGA crowd don’t have fanatical loyalty to him.
- One thing I've learned since 2020: Mango Mussolini has laid the groundwork for potentially much worse successors. More coherent. Not sure JD is it, but it could happen.
  Honestly I hope MM will survive the collapse of his country. In my mind it's a better scenario than someone taking over who actually knows how to do the bidding of his tech-bro neoliberal fascist puppeteers.
- A puppet cannot have qualities such as being more or less batshit.
  Do not mistake the intelligence of the puppeteer as belonging to the homunculus itself.
- JD is Peter Thiel’s errand boy and Thiel wants to collapse of nation states and social programs. His goal is corporate network states with the rich living completely removed from regulations on their power in any way. JD Vance may not be as erratic but he is just as dangerous.
- Ahahahahaha! You guys are fukt. JD is a bigger puppet than Strumpf. And a whole lot less likeable if that's at all possible?!
One last grift: on his deathbed, Trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda
- Fuckin lol
  Imagining the Christian nationalists losing their mind; that would be iconic.

Wishing Mr. Vance a speedy transition to power. Preferably like, tonight.

Wishing for the rest of the world he has a speedy transition right back out of power. Preferably like, very slightly later, also tonight.

Just a quick reminder that the next person in the line to become president after the Vice President and the President are no longer able to perform the job is the Speaker of the House.
I thereby direct you to take a look at who the Speaker of the House is currently.
It's shit heads all the way down.
- It is very unlikely to ever get to the speaker. Everyone in the line doesn't move up one. If trump dies, vance becomes president but Johnson doesn't suddenly ascend to vp. Vance selects a new vp that I believe needs senate confirmation.
- Not really. Trump and Vance would have to both die at essentially the same time for the role to be given to the speaker. In any other situation, Vance would become president and then nominate a new VP.
- The cure is the same regardless of how many Nazis step up to fill the role of their fallen accomplices.
- It’s always turtles all the way down.
Had me going in the first half, not gonna lie.
As evidenced by the damp cushions, Vance doesn't do pulling-out.
- Corpses generally don't.
Anyone remember the show Designated Survivor?
That would make Mike Johnson next in line
- Might have to reload if this keeps up.
- I am curious how many simultaneous heart attacks would have to happen before we get to somebody sane

J.D. Vance isn't ready to run a Wendy's.

He is ready to run a couch store. Not to be left alone in one, though.
"Sir, this is a country...."
Or even a Desktop cleanup.

Isn’t that his job?

Main job, really.
- And fucking couches
Yes, but the fact he feels the need to say this aloud means it’s on his mind, and that’s potentially good news.
🤞
Yes
He also runs the Senate
- He am the senate

it's his turn 🙏

He means "I'm ready to do whatever Peter Thiel tells me instead of Chump"

LOL that fat fuck Vance has zero charisma, therefore will not be POTUS. Americans want a celebrity.

Thats why he had to put himself next in line, because he could never win himself. Hes gonna do Trump like he did the Pope
Love the assumption that the elections aren't already fixed.

While leaving a rollerskate at the top of the stairs.

Hint here could go one of two ways. First is that Trump's health is fully expected to fail soon. The second is that Peter Thiel would see Vance as being less of a problem to control, and would tell Vance to pull the trigger on the 25th amendment regardless of Trump's actual health.

That said, this article is a bit overblown. Vance was asked about the President's health, and gave a pretty standard line any VP would say in the same position.

would tell Vance to pull the trigger on the 25th amendment
The GOP need Trump to keep the rabid racists cooperating. That's their messiah.
- You and I know that. Thiel and Vance might think they can control MAGA without Trump. They're wrong, but that's never stopped them before.
First is that Trump’s health is fully expected to fail soon.
nah he dead bro

“The president is in incredibly good health,” Vance insisted to USA Today. “He’s got incredible energy.”

And these assholes wanted to "investigate" the Democrats for saying this kind of thing about Biden? At least I've seen Biden ride a bike. Having a golf cart shuttle you around on a course ain't anything.

I'd love to see mr. "incredible energy" try to ride a bike right now, LOL.

I would not be surprised at all if Trump never learned how to ride a bike or swim.
But if he doesn't use a golf cart to taverse the golf course, he will drain his battery out quicker.
Hypocrisy to them is a virtue.

This is proof that Vance is poisoning Trump!

No shit, that is literally the job of the vice president

He's saying he's ready. He's not explaining how government works.

JD Vance fucked my couch

RELEASE THE COUCH FILES!

I mean, that's his job, right? Like, his one definite real job? He's "ready"? I should fucking hope so.

He certainly doesn't seem to be doing anything else useful...and I'm glad of that. A competent Vance would be far worse than what America has now.

That was the goal from the start.

I've said from the beginning that one way or another he'd be out right after the midterms (so Vance could have 2 full terms after taking over this one), but maybe il Douche isn't gonna be able to make it that long. The main thing Vance et. al. have to make sure of is that everything happens in a way that the base will accept as legit and won't interpret as a coup or conspiracy against Daddy.

he dead

Don't give me false hope

Back to the kids’ table you little joker.

Don't subject them to this monster
- He's just gonna fuck 'em anyway

Does he know that being the current US President needs to suck Putin's dick? Does he understand that?

I've no doubt he can fit Putin's dick in there along with Peter Thiel's.
I mean we saw him at the meeting with Zelenskyy. He's got callouses on his knees already.
I mean, yeah, probably the thing he's best at
He can't wait, got his technique down and all.

Be happy that we’re not in the Battlestar Galactica and the secretary of education becomes President. (Linda McMahon)

Translation: "I will take a break from all my vacations to start golfing."

He's gonna use the death touch on him.

why is this news, that's his fucking job.

First executive order: marriage between a person and a piece of furniture now legal

Prima nocta, but for couches

I can't wait to see South Park having to put their version of Vance into the Oval Office.

JD's got that bloodlust after killing the pope

Vance is going to be hoping that the orange cyst holds on for a bit longer. Isn't the rule that if he serves more than two years of a term it counts as his first term, so he could (theoretically) only serve one more term?

I realise that minor trivialities like term limits are usually of little concern to them, but he doesn't seem to command the same absolute loyalty as the pustulent one, and so is more likely to be shoved aside.

Vance isn't going to win an election so it's a moot point.
- Does Vance know that?

MAGA will not survive without Trump. Can't wait for that to happen.

Doesn't matter he's already got ~~Hitler's~~ Trump's playbook...

On the plus side, many fascists have tried to use Hitler’s playbook and it hasn’t worked, because one needs the perfect combination of narcissism, shamelessness, idiocy, and perverted charisma to make it work, and that’s exceedingly rare. Vance has very little of that. He’s a bog-standard fascist, and cannot carry a movement.
- Thankfully very true. None of them have that narcissistic charisma that Trump does. Hopefully he goes fast and the whole movement crashes and burns.

Is this supposed to make us feel better? Especially trump, does trump want a vp that talks like that?

I hope it gives Taco ulcers, honestly.

Will there be a ceremony for the passing of the Presidential Powder Brush?

It would happen in parallel to the vice presidential eye-liner being relocated to the oval office.

Vance put a target on his neck with that statement I think.

I hope this angers Trump and he shoves him out of the harem for daring to imply that his health is not perfect and immense

The dark side of politics is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be.... unnatural. Trump became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

This was the plan when Trump ran in 2024.

More likely "when".

A. No he ain’t ready B. If?

Who is worse?

So Trump is failing?

Vance’s backers had Trump poisoned so they could take over. Just like they do in Russia.

I bet he is. Summoning salt should make a video about JD Vance if he becomes president.

This seems like a mischaracterization of what he actually said.

And we will finally know how pansy a leader maga is willing to have!

Oh man orangeboi is gonna be SO PISSED lol

Wink wink, hint hint.