Cheat Codes Activated
Cheat Codes Activated
Cheat Codes Activated
“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”
It's surprising more men don't wear heels when dating. Women have all sorts enhancements, it's only fair we do the same.
And thigh highs and skirts and makeup. Would be epic.
I tried the nail polish thing but I work with too many chemicals that strip paint for it to last more than a day. Rings are also a big no no in my job because I work with electricity. I guess I could do eye shaddow but my eyelids are naturally dark enough that I've already been accused of wearing it before.
Skirts on the otherhand would be excelent for keeping me cool. Just might not be great for my coworker following me up the roof ladder.
This is how you get a big tiddy goth gf btw
Tried black nails for a bit and got mixed reviews. Just started in a j*b so I guess I would not be painting them outside weekends.
Gotta go out more tho.
worked in college for sure
I think shoe lifts are more common than you'd think, we've had a couple of major politicians accused of wearing them, but it's kinda like hair implants, you've gotta be pretty insecure to get them in the first place (I've tried shoe lifts, they're awful over maybe an inch), so they're too insecure to talk about it either.
It says a lot about the politician and their followers, since both think that only a tall man is a good leader.
I used to have a 1.5" leg length difference, so I had to wear a big lift in one of my shoes throughout middle and part of high school as I had a few surgeries to slowly fix the difference. It was a major pain, and I often rolled my ankle in gym class and sports.
Ha I think there’s a long list of enhancements that many women do that more men should do. Put effort into your outfit, smell decent, drink a little less than normal when on a date.
if it were just things like makeup, nice clothing, flattering shoes, etc. then sure.
but instead older men simply encourage young men to tell lies and compare it to makeup.
source: 99% of the dating advice i was given as a young AMAB person was to tell lies.
maybe just wash up and put on nice clothes (put on some makeup if you want, nobody's stopping you) instead of whining about basic shit society expects of everyone being "unfair" like an incel?
You're reading a certain tone into the comment that isn't inteded. Just saying men shouldn't feel bad about wearing a toupe or thick sole shoes. People need all the help they can get, it goes both ways.
Wait I'm not supposed to trauma dump about my mental illnesses? I've been doing it fucking wrong
I know, right? Fuck, that's all I know how to do lmao!
Switching back to Colleen Hoover can correct that course but not after 33 minutes into bipolar disorder or 18 minutes into manic depression.
That’s how I made about half of my friends, probably wait for a dating scenario though.
Probably start with taking turns infodumping about your favorite topics if you’re on a date with someone similar.
As I get older (late 30s) it seems to be working. Talking about going to therapy seems to at least not be a detriment.
That’s some pace…
Why history? If a woman came up toe and started talking about bronze age trade routes and the contributing factors for the fall of the Indus valley civilization I'd be more than happy. Wait the guy who made this is a gormless pissant, astrology is a red flag.
5 beers /hr is light work
9/11 listed separately from historical tragedies =|
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
When one woman tried to contact me from what my man brain thinks could be some sort of attempt at a date, she listed out going to the gym, music, cooking, and my eyes almost wanted to roll into my skull.
I went for it anyway, didn't really date, just investigated the person and talked normally.
She raised too many red flags and my reaction was fuck no!
Care to share more details? Gym, cooking and music just sound super generic, but maybe I'm already too old to get some cues
Super generic. I'm apprehensive and avoid jumping into a date. She acts pretty interested, but at one point asks for a gift card. I'm already ambivalent, and this is a red flag.
So I go for it anyway (already seeing her in the friendzone, and consider the money acceptable to waste), find out she does not have any way to recieve it and it would costs extra. I think screw this, not worth it. She says she won't force me to if I don't want to.
Then goes 160° and says "why are you being so stingy", "I asked you because I consider you a good friend" (we barely meet), and "just buy the giftcard". I was basically only keeping the dating option open on principle that I should give everyone a chance, and was fine with friendship.
But that was one hell of a red flag, and when I lost contact for other reasons, I just didn't want to contact her for some more potential manipulation.
Why no Five Nights at Freddy's ???
The three question marks are the answer to your question. You will look obsessed.
Lol @ the pace yourself instructions
Furries:
Explain?
They have some issues... And I have personal experience my half-cousin is one and is kinda fucked up.
It's time to d-d-d-duelate!
I would add "Illuminati" to the Yes column.
I like that "Name" was on there. You know, in case he forgets.
That's a lot.
Hey, at least I got to experience a bad marriage. I can take comfort in the fact that if I die now, I didn't have to exaggerate anything close to that lol
100k if she bad tf
why are boston celtics controversial?
5 beers/hour is pacing yourself? My man you are an anxious alcoholic.
There's a reason the dude has to have quick reference for his name
Well, that and the fake name
that is the joke that is there
In Boston, yes. We are a city of high functioning alcoholics.
Where's your startup to deliver AI managed IV alcohol microdosing
I mean… have you ever been on I-93? Or even been cut off by someone who appears to have murder–suicide in mind, like anywhere in the northeast (it’s always Mass plates)?
Don’t worry he has an enlarged liver
If it’s Michelob Ultra, you’re basically drinking water anyway; have you not seen Landman yet?
I understood only letters