Anon does the shopping

Did your girlfriend come to her senses, and realize how great those plates are?
- Obv its because he chose the plates and not the girlfriend
Can it bee?
Dear god it them
The myth, the legend, the plate

I'd be fucking delighted if my wife brought home these plates.

People on the internet 100% believe these stories and will fight you over it.

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She didn't communicate her needs well enough.
Honestly, the Bee plates showing up is more her fault than his.
- Lack of communication is one thing, losing your shit like this because of it is another. ...but that's two things now, so...
- Didn't communicate her needs? What more communication do you need beyond "get fancy dinner plates"? How do you fuck that up? If you're unsure, communicate your need for further information, or google fancy dinner plates.
- No way

I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in

Dinosaur... nuts? Never heard of 'em
- Come over to my place sometime.
those are to give the kid different types of food in correct quantities
source : am dad, even have the cutlery that fits this set.
Dino Nuggies are for kids, adults eat tendies.
Pretty sure thats just a matching bowl next to it.

If you are somewhat tight for cash or shopping for another person some conflict stemming from this is completely reasonable.

Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say "Buy some plates" without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering
- A greentext story is like a dream. You're following the narrative, while simultaneously thinking that this makes no sense and how did things get here.
- "buy fancy dinner plates" is enough details

Are you kidding me?! There isn't a single person I know who wouldn't at least appreciate those plates enough to chuckle! Those are awesome plates, I'd use those plates even for formal events, the only people who'd be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!

the only people who’d be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!
Wow that's really judgemental, maybe accept that other people don't share your taste?
- Hmmm... no:-?
  (in all seriousness, it was a hyperbole, we're in the greentext community:)) )
and teenagers insisting they're no longer kids. (same fight as "kids table" stuff. To be honest, when I became an adult, the kids table was always more fun anyhow. Dinosaurs are way more interesting topics of conversation than adult-stuff.)
- 100% same. I'm the built-in babysitter for family events. Why would I want to hear my aunt ask for the 500th time why I'm not married, when my nephews and nieces are playing out a story where Bluey and Sonic the Hedgehog team up to fight crime? Screw boring grown-up talk, I want the imaginative adventure.
Meh. Plastic plates suck for other reasons... More and more plastic waste sucks
- Eh, plastic plates:
  don't shatter when you drop them
  don't chip
  don't screech when cutting things with a knife
  Plastic isn't the enemy, single use plastics are.
- I sorta' agree with you in that wasted plastic is bad, yes. However, I simply have to disagree with plastic plates in general being a bad thing.
  I've owned a full set of composite plates for, I'm not kidding or exaggerating, 20 years now. Mum bought them while I was mid-way through high-school and they proved to be so much better than the old porcelain, that she steadily replaced our tableware with composite. And I liked them so much, that I stole that set from mum once I finished Uni!
  And it wasn't just those plates, everything lasted! The only things ruined were the plates granddad used with the microwave oven, he managed to overcook and crack them apart (he was a moron, though).
  Granted, microplastic ingestion risks do, indeed, exist with these (eg. if one likes using the knife to its fullest potential), although a bit of temperance goes a long way. That 20-year-old set I have barely has any scratches on it, and that's with dropping them pretty regularly while doing the dishes.

Stop beeeeeeing such a bitch!

I bet that stung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Honey, please.

They're so cute.

Could've been interpreted as he wants kids but anyway.

Idk what his gf is on about. These slap and anon is clearly a distinguished gentleman.

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Can confirm, these are awesome plates. They were my daughter’s favorites.

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My partner would never do this, because she knows I would buy goatse plates.

Wouldn't the food fall through the hole in the center?
- Lol

Amazon has a pretty expansive return policy, just send them back (assuming this is real, which it is not).

who are you even talking to?
- the OP from 2015 I'm assuming. Who knows maybe Amazon will let him return them?
  Or may Jeff Bezos will personally laugh in his face and have a wedding at his house. Hard to say.
- Probably me, who's about to order these plates and keep them forever.
- the oop lol
I dont think they will accept his gf as a return though
Why would he return the Bee plates? They are perfect for his special needs.