If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.
If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.
If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.
Can confirm.
I've let several women do my make up and they're always super enthusiastic that I'm down for that.
It's SO hot. A man in touch with that side of himself is sexxxxxxxy.
I want someone else to do make up for me but none of my friends know how to do make up ~~~ ): not a single one between the men and women and non binary
It's hard to learn but with some practice it's not that bad
Of course girl with a goth profile picture and spiders in her name thinks goth style is hot.
In the meanwhile my bald head and nike sweatpants attract eastern european girls like a lamp with moths. You catch what you fish for.
Imagine if you wore a full track suit
That's only for ceremonies
Try to complete your Gopnik style with a few items more.
You'd become unstoppable if you started walking while slav squatting.
Prince will steal your girl, then steal her clothes, then steal someone else's girl in those clothes
I - a bloke - sometimes paint my nails. If they're still painted when I go to work you can guarantee I'll get a few comments from guys questioning whether they "should be worried" around me*. Meanwhile, the few women who work there think it's wonderful and have offered to do them properly for me. _ *they needn't be worried. My standards aren't that low
When guys ask if they should be worried around you, do they expect women to be worried around them?
Yes. And women should be worried around them.
I'd be outright ostracised, casted out, spat on if I showed up with painted nails/eye shadow to work here in England
I'm also in England, though in the South, where we're all soft fairies.
And yeah, the response can be annoying, but the way I see it, I'm a gobby, fat, mostly-straight cis guy who's married to a woman, so the abuse I might receive is nothing compared to some others. So if I can go any way at all towards helping to normalise something as benign as painted nails on a straight man, then I will.
It depends so much on regional norms.
Out on the West Coast of the US, painted nails on men is very common, while usually an indicator of an "alt" lifestyle or a particular attachment to fashion, it's not entirely uncommon to see a dude in a suit with black nails and might only get a few passing comments like "Wow, you pull that off!" or "Haha, how does your wife feel about you using her cosmetics?" at worst.
But if you move East by one state boundary you literally might get cussed out or glanced at like a predator or worse, depending on how deep you go into small town mormon communities and the like.
I have thought long and hard about what would go into a mainstream, masculine nail-painting style that would actually catch on and be popular and add something to most men's style, and not just young, waifish catboys with narrow hips, but would also benefit Carl down in accounting. (Rusty metal? Lumberjack plaid? little dicks painted on each?) And after that mental exercise I realized two things.
1 - Nothing we do as a species makes any sense and our attachment to social norms is never, ever going away.
2 - Gendered expression that isn't just hanging a sign around your neck with an arrow pointing to your genitals is utter nonsense also. Why do so many people associate painted vestigial claws with femininity? If you paint your dog's nails in a color you or others will start viewing your dog through gendered lenses. We are a silly creature.
Why give so many fucks about style? Who cares what anyone thinks right? Shouldn't we all just dress comfortably and quit worrying about appearances? Focus on what matters? Meaning of course, our personalities and our humanity. People always wanna act like how we appear somehow matters. I hate vanity, which is why I dress plainly, rock a plain haircut, and don't "express" myself through visuals even though I would "get more pussy" if I catered to society's expectations. Instead I let my principles and morals shine through my actions, which actually have an impact on the world.
So, Ricky Nightshade?
The problem is most average looking men, when bedecked in goth shit, look like Bluey got run over by a Spencer's truck.
The dude in everyone's imagination wearing black makeup and jewelry looks like a strung-out rockstar with don't-give-a-fuck vibes who lives for adventure and wild nights. The vast majority of ACTUAL men have the body-shape of a rectangle and have to spend most of every day waiting in lines, attending Zoom calls, explaining to customers why their wifi doesn't work (Reset the router Ethel, no that's not a router, you're holding an egg steamer.)
We gotta abandon the idea that people have "looks" at all times. Lets repopularize costume parties so guys get a chance to try to dress-up without it being some kind of shocking change to their entire persona. I had a stiff, straight-edge boss who attended a Halloween party and went goth. Completely unrecognizable, he was a legend.
I'm trying to get back to rectangle, I passed on to deflated beachball...
Lets repopularize costume parties so guys get a chance to try to dress-up
Yeah but isn't that what women do when "going out"? Makup and clothes that create a different look and style?. Maybe call it "persona", like "my social persona is male harajuku" (lol)
Yeah, you can't wear the same thing every single day unless it blends in with everybody else.
Back when I was a young, gay goth, one of my closest friends talked me into going out swapping wardrobes. He was(and still is) very handsome, but he is one of those preppy gay guys.
I hate the fact that our Polaroids of that night got lost. It was such fun, and although I didn't recognize myself in the mirror, it felt amazing, being a different version of myself for a night. And he felt so free, not having to worry about his hair and looks for the night, wearing comfortable, scuffed to hell boots, instead of his traditional suede shoes.
YES.
Jeffrey! This better not awaken anything in me.
You look at Jeff in that ep and tell me you wouldn't and i'll call you a filthy liar
bi_irl
Way to share your kink, sis. Mines biting people with brains. Everyone’s unique.
kinky...
It's concerning that you had to clarify with brains
Well I like to bite. And I like smart people. Maybe I am a zombie lmao.
It's the only kink I have. Nikki Sixx is clearly not a great person, but put him in some high heels and eye blacking, and I'll drop trou.
I love it. Metalheads get me with their long hair at times.
This depends on the guy. Some can pull it off, others can't. I'm one of those who can't. If I put on make up, I wouldn't look goth, I would look like a serial killer lol
It's not so much about looking "goth" but learning how to augment whatever natural attractiveness you've got and demonstrating a level of self-assuredness and self-awareness. Knowing what works for you is part of that.
"Goth" just happens to be a very bold and somewhat easier style to look decent. A more "nude" look is, counterintuitively, pretty difficult but there's almost no masculine individuals who wouldn't benefit from it.
Embrace that look and go juggalo!
I've met some very pretty serial killers. You do not look that good. Sorry.
"Why so serious?"
People should do what they are comfortable with, but yes, if a guy wants to attract women, this is definitely a way to get what he wants.
I was part of the alternative scene and I also thought the goth-boy aesthetic was very attractive. All the girls did. To me, the most attractive thing a man could do to his appearance was to let his hair grow long. Like past the shoulders long.
Didn't have to put on make up and jewelry. Just have long hair and you could be fat or skinny, pretty or ugly. Didn't fucking matter. I'd look. If Henry Cavill walked down the street next to a nerdy guy with long hair, I would look at the nerd everytime. If he wore band t-shirts and military boots, it was game over. Only way a guy could fuck it up for himself with me was if he started the nice guy routine or was so socially awkward he couldn't talk to a girl. I have experienced both. The latter was a full date where the guy didn't say a word to me once and I was the one who had walked 20 km to get to his place because he had social anxiety and couldn't leave his home. Poor guy. I hope he's doing better today.
When I was young I had so many hairstyles. I did ponytails, I did muffin-tops, I did mullets, I even did cornrows once. Having hair was fun.
The last time I grew my hair out I realized I was starting to look like Michael Bolton and chopped it off and donated it. Been shaved ever since. Growing up happens.
Yeah, if it gets to the point where the hair starts thinning that intensely, it's better to just shave it off and bald is pretty awesome too! Don't get me wrong. I was more so speaking from the vantage point of me and several of my female friends when we were teenagers and early 20s women. I'm neck deep into my 30s atm and at this point, looks matters very little. My boyfriend has very short hair and hasn't worn band shirts for almost two decades but he's still a total snack to me.
I guess it's a cultural thing, over here you'd instantly get labeled a social outcast or a gangster.
Where are you from? :D I'm Danish and here, being a long haired guy with band t-shirts mostly translates to "dude probably works in tech and is a massive nerd"
Nah, but the Harley biker is certainly a gay look
thank rob halford for bringing that look to the masses
Metal is my religion,
And Judas is my Priest.
Ah yes, the leather daddy BDSM iconic gay "look" that these totally hetero men who go on long trips together to scenic areas without women, and with vibrations the whole way to excite the twig and berries, and a nice massage to relax the rear end.
Bigger stretch than professional wrestling, but not much.
God fearing, homosexual hating trailer park kids don't realize that watching two oiled up men in spandex is.... well, pretty fucking gay. Not meant to be disparaging, I just mean the only things missing are penetration and a money shot.
I don't know where I heard it but I think the sound of a Harley V-twin engine sounds a lot like a throaty man voice shouting
BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER LOOK HOW GAY I'M NOT BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER
On second thought I think I heard it from a canadian redneck madman on youtube. ZipTies&BiasPlies
Guys: I want a goth girl with big boobs
Also guys: ew goth. GAY!
They just love goths.
Female goths: double attractive
Male goths: questions sexuality
What about enby goths?
Opposites often attract wildly.
A lot of really "standard" guys who dress in polos and jeans will look at a girl in a black leather schoolgirl outfit and see mystery, sexual freedom, experimentation, and all the dangers that mother warned you about. It represents an escape from social chains and it's not just a sexual kink, but it can really feel nice to imagine having someone who challenges your preconceived notions or gets you "out of your shell" because a lot of men have no idea how to do that and fantasize about meeting someone who drags them by the arm through life to get them to enjoy things they'd be afraid to try on their own.
Speaking as a man who's partner has filled this role for many, many years.
Do you have any idea how much pussy you can get wearing this shit?
I'd say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.
Eyes on your own work there super chief.
I DO COCAINE!
been low key wanting to do Egyptian pharaoh shit for years but I work blue collar in hick country and don't dare until I can move out of the states
I was in Atlanta for the 2000 New Years celebration and I randomly bought a red and yellow zoot suit to wear, with matching shoes. I have NEVER IN MY LIFE gotten more attention from women than that night.
bawler as hell tbh
Did you have a riot? Did you throw back a bottle of beer?
Well, there's two ways that could go. You could be 'that we>rdo, mike i think' or 'pharoah mike'.
Build a mythology about why. Tie it into local values. You lost a bet and then liked it?
bro I'm talking about queer-stomping throw Matt Shepard into the fence and kill him, country. the only way that's going is to a bad time. I like your idea, I'm just not trying it here
Nah, explanations make you the weirdo, embracing the weird makes you a local legend. Build a pyramid around your mailbox. Get a hairless cat. Learn your favored Egyptian (coptic is discouraged as it looks Greek and outlasted the pharonic age).
You should start practicing for when you can, 'cause doing liner is hard! Also, you gotta figure out what works on your face. My point is, try.
good point ☝️
Ah the full Pharoah works best there or in a smallish city. You just become the local Pharoah. Just gotta learn to say stuff like "kꜣn.f ḥm.t" when people ask questions
The Danes, thanks to their habit to comb their hair every day, to bathe every Saturday, to change their garments often, and set off their persons by many such frivolous devices. In this manner, they laid siege to the virtue of the married women, and persuaded the daughters even of the nobles to be their concubines.”
Nike dudes even starting to get the monk haircut.
It's not gay, I'm just not goth. Also you can get quite far by not being a twat and knowing when to roll your sleeves up.
Same here. I prefer looking all bright and happy on the outside to hide the darkness on the inside!
I wear black nail polish and skirts and still get zero pussy.
Same. Must be because I'm a woman, smh.
I would think it would be easier, that being the case.
I mean, you get at least ONE pussy.
Nah plenty of women are into other women who dress like that. My SO for example.
I also stopped giving a fuck what people think. It's kind of nice. I also like being different. I like kilts too, most of the ones I see are designed to be worn at the waist which I don't really like. Most skirts are too but they're usually more flexible so I can wear them at the hips. I'm glad you have people who support and encourage you. I think my mom and sister are getting used to my personal style.
Early 00s were a great time. I rocked those painted nails and eyeliner 🤘 along with the baggy jeans, chains and spikes
Nowadays all I dress in is luminous shorts and anxiety 🤘
I don’t know if I’ve got a big enough sample size, but the only guys I know who wear black nail polish are creepy Marilyn Manson types who mainly get laid with girls they met in their therapist’s waiting room
I do that but I only get 1 (one) pussy. It's my wife's, so it's plenty for me.
Upvote for this guy loving his wife very much, specifically. It really is plenty, isn't it?
(If I didn't have that point to make, this comment would have been a "that guy's wife's pussy is plenty for me as well" joke.)
1 × X = X × 1. One pussy multiple times is lots of pussy!
1 you can get infinite times is better than a million different pussies.
Sadly, my life expectancy is not sufficient for infinite times
That is one durable pussy in a very long lasting universe.
Internalized homophobia is a hell of a thing to overcome. Some guys think those things are gay because that's what they were told by figures of authority.
Source: was raised as one of those guys.
Then all you need is a weird, feathery top hat and you'll be just like that pickup artist guy on MTV.
Too much effort to maintain a look. I would rather feel good then look good at this point in my life.
I’m too old, out of shape, bald, and too much gray hair to pull off goth. Though somewhere out in the universe is a photo of an 18-yo me dressed as Frank from RHPS. Make-up, died hair, fishnets… the whole nine.
You'd be surprised, man. Go to any metal or rock concert and you'll see guys matching your description pulling it off.
Elder Goths hold the secret to aging successfully.
What about blue jeans and solid colour tshirts with no logos like a cartoon character
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LITTLE I CARE ABOUT PUSSY THOUGH
Nah man.. I'm good with my tshirt and shorts collection
I go with black socks, black sandals, black cargo pants and black turtleneck all year around.
Well, I'll change for combat boots when the snow comes.
Save some pussy for the rest of us.
My fingertips get weirdly sweaty whenever I wear nail polish. I joke it's my toxic masculinity leaking out, but really I just don't want to emphasize my toe thumbs. It's way more fun to show them when people don't even notice them.
Allergic?
Maybe? I'm not too sure what's causing it. There's no other symptoms and it goes away as soon as the nail polish is removed.
I still wear dark clothing outside of work, but I'm too old to be digging out the makeup these days. People really don't respect the time it takes, especially if you can't wear it in a professional environment.
99% of the time if I notice a male coworker wearing nail-polish it's because they let their daughter paint their nails, which I think honestly should be a special kind of badge of honor that all men should strive for.
Sorry I’m not into women who are into that.
No BTGGF?
Even better are the STGGFs
Best I could realistically pull off is a wig to look like someone from Queen, when they had long hairs. If I put makeup, it's instant Twisted Sister
You are seriously underestimating the number of women who would love to get down with a Dee Snider type.
I mean, different strokes for different folks. I don't think it does your message much good to immediately put down someone else's choice of look.
I'm neither into goth girls, nor would I like to be one.
It worked for Motley Crue.
Motley Crue save for Mick Mars are pretty terrible people. But Motley Crue was without question the sexiest thing I ever saw.
Nah, I'm good.
I'd be more interested in painting my claws if it didn't manage to smell so. Considring you're literally smearing it on your body to sit for several weeks, you'd think they'd have developed less toxic formulas that don't smell like you tipped over the entire Tamiya display at the hobby shop.
Nail polish typically uses acetone as its solvent, and despite smelling, acetone is something that humans naturally have low levels of in their blood, so slightly higher levels are pretty safe. Obviously, having exposure to large quantities is bad, but that isn't how nail polish is typically used.
Could probably get lots of dick too. I yanked it to the Poison album cover for about a year before I learned that they were dudes, and then like maybe three more months
Can you imagine just walking around in modern society looking dolled up like a member of Poison? I'm sure they didn't even go around like that every day.
Some of those guys in hair metal did!
Could be cool to live in a society where people do wear leather.
do you know how many people would shoot you for being slightly different
don't care gonna keep wearing my loose plain shirts and cargo shorts and tennis shoes until the day i die
Source? Guys don't think that. Ever.
Chads maybe. But not normies.
Those guys are cool and some of us men can not be like them. However, saying there is nothing sexy about wearing Nike is wrong. Nike does look good in certain situations. At a nice rap concert or at a party where people don't want to dress too edgy. Don't knock Nike. It's still cool even if some of you don't like it.
I can't say I think so, but if you do, have at it amigo.
These are the funny comments I think I've read in months...
These are certainly some of the posts on the internet.
I had a goth friend who would always get laid without much trouble. At some point he got a normal job and had to "become a normie", and I learned that it wasn't because he was a goth, it was because he was a complete asshole with women, and some women, for some reason, can't resist assholes.
When you say things like "some women can't resist assholes" it sounds like red pill rhetoric. A better way to say it might be like "some assholes prey on women's insecurities". Keep the focus on the person who is the problem, not the victims.
idk I think that's needlessly condescending to women, not all of them dating assholes are victims, some just like assholes because they like asshole behavior because they're also an asshole.
This also takes away agency from people. In fact, I am sure that there would be a way to diagnose every single relationship ever as a form of abuse in which someone takes advantage of someone else's something.
Adults are responsible for their choices, and particularly in the case of "assholes", that is often associated with being assertive, dismissive and some people just like that kind of "I am the main character" features. Maybe there are even some deep rooted evolutionary reasons for that, I don't know. Anyway, painting anything as victim-oppressor dichotomy IMHO is nonsense.
I keep the focus where I want, that doesn't change the asshole-victim situation, and I won't save anyone if I change the wording.
How about:
Many men, and women, and every other kind of human, often mistake confidence and decisiveness ... for competence, reliability, trustworthiness, responsibility.
...
This is by no means totally specific to a sex or gender, it applies broadly, in all kinds of social situations, business relationships, etc, between all kinds of genders and sexes.
This innappropriate or overweighted heuristic tendency also tends to lessen with age, as people gain first hand experience and knowledge that this heruistic, this intuition, this assumption... is actually often not accurate.
...
Anybody with decent charisma, which a huge component of is an above average, but not overwhelming level of outwardly displayed confidence, stands a better chance at convincing most people of basically anything, intentionally or unintentionally.
Lots of overly confident people bulldoze into a situation, legitimately believing they were well equipped to handle it in an ethical way, only later to realize... oh, I am in way over my head, I fucked up.
Lots of overly confident people also just know they are full of shit, and intentionally bulldoze through, and then either gaslight about how they did nothing wrong, or just fucking vanish.
This again works beyond just interpersonal romantic relationships:
For every bonafide grifter con artist (crypto for dudes, cosmetics MLMs for gals), there is a well intentioned new boss or manager who basically accidentally fucks up the entire department out of inexperience and hubris...
And both of those are often aided by their natural, above average levels of confidence and charisma.
It's not just preying on their insecurities. Everyone has insecurities, but not everyone will let you into their pants just for calling them a worthless piece of shit or something. The women in question must have some deeper issues. Because I also have a friend who demonstrated to me how you can just go on Tinder and write horrible shit to women and get surprisingly good results.
That's just a loop like how people ask which came first.. hen or egg
It's not entirely unjustified or wrong though. Women are awful.