Anon's split personality

Believe it or not, straight to therapy.

I've heard similar takes resolved with "this person is venomously sexist, but straight." Once their sexual needs are met, the one thing they want out of a partner is done, it's back to absolutely loathing women.

Sounds like a nightmare, tbh.

Yeah reading this as a woman is low key terrifying like… if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me? The idea a person could be so wildly two faced because they’re desperately trying to interact with me in my most vulnerable state is so scary, things like this is why women choose the bear
This reads like one step away from a DV situation
- if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me?
  Testosterone is a hell of a drug. I've known a few guys who have had at least one gf they only stayed with for the sex and were just putting up with her the rest of the time. Those...generally aren't very good or healthy relationships. Most of them eventually get out of that mindset and (at least try to) find someone they like being with first and also want to fuck besides.
  But then my wife acts shocked that a bunch of women she works with talk like they don't even like their husbands. All I can think is why marry them then?
- I imagine sexism like this morphs into DV given time and opportunity
- Yeah it's definitely testosterone :/ just pure monkey brain neuron activated, there's not really any thoughts besides "I am so unbelievably in love with them" until you're snapped back to reality...

Gay: anon had sex with a woman and hated it

Fake: anon had sex
- Open and shut case.

Fake: everything until the linebreak

Gay: everything after the linebreak

I know a ton of gay woman who would not agree with anything after the line break thus it is not gay.
- how could one analyse the gayness of a post on 4chan, a platform notoriously dominated by the presence of men, from the viewpoint of a woman?

Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.

I... am fairly sure he means 'unwashed' in the sense of 'impure', aka, 'not a virgin'.
Still awful, but... that's how I read this...?
He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.
Not sure.
it could have been his point
What other parts aren't meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.
- Eyeballs are self-cleaning as well.
- Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you're only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there
Self cleaning ovens hahahha

try therapy

POS...probably a future cop

The first half, because of testosterone.

The second half, because of prolactin.

It's not really that simple, but it's part of it. And I'm not a doctor.

After coming I don't want sex again but I don't magically find my partner disgusting and annoying... we just cuddle.

To quote Neil Patrick Harris- “yes, I’m gay. Gay for that pussy. “
-Neil Patrick Harris
Quote attributable to one Neil Patrick Harris. His friends call him Neil. I’m not allowed to call him Neil.
No they didn't. If they were gay they wouldnt be really into having sex with their girlfriend in the first place.
Anon is another misogynistic straight guy.

Annon needs to wash his right hand

It might be more related to the pizza slice than anything else. Some guys get extraordinarily hangry. Sex is exhausting. He should prepare more food for afterwards.

Evolution anon

I'm like this. I fucking hate people. I don't want to be around them. I find so many things they do annoying. Being around others for too long makes me irritable, anxious and exhausted. But some part of me is hard coded for human interaction. If I'm away from people for too long I get depressed and lonely and crave companionship. Once I've spent enough time around someone, I've had enough and want to be separate from everyone again. Usually 1 day a week where I have a lengthy interaction (3 to 8 hours) with one or more people is ideal for me. 2 weeks without interaction and I feel like shit, more than one day a week and I start wanting to not be around people when I am around them. I don't think anon is sexist. But they should probably be honest with their girlfriend. Maybe they'd be happier in a less committed relationship.

you should have been born as aristocrat in victorian era England. they used to build separate bedrooms for couples. such an insightful arrangement, lost to time... 😔