Annon needs to wash his right hand
It might be more related to the pizza slice than anything else. Some guys get extraordinarily hangry. Sex is exhausting. He should prepare more food for afterwards.
Skill issue. My gf is always perfect
POS...probably a future cop
try therapy
I've heard similar takes resolved with "this person is venomously sexist, but straight." Once their sexual needs are met, the one thing they want out of a partner is done, it's back to absolutely loathing women.
Sounds like a nightmare, tbh.
Yeah reading this as a woman is low key terrifying like… if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me? The idea a person could be so wildly two faced because they’re desperately trying to interact with me in my most vulnerable state is so scary, things like this is why women choose the bear
This reads like one step away from a DV situation
I imagine sexism like this morphs into DV given time and opportunity
Yeah it's definitely testosterone :/ just pure monkey brain neuron activated, there's not really any thoughts besides "I am so unbelievably in love with them" until you're snapped back to reality...
if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me?
Testosterone is a hell of a drug. I've known a few guys who have had at least one gf they only stayed with for the sex and were just putting up with her the rest of the time. Those...generally aren't very good or healthy relationships. Most of them eventually get out of that mindset and (at least try to) find someone they like being with first and also want to fuck besides.
But then my wife acts shocked that a bunch of women she works with talk like they don't even like their husbands. All I can think is why marry them then?
Believe it or not, straight to therapy.
Gay: anon had sex with a woman and hated it
Fake: anon had sex
Open and shut case.
Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.
Self cleaning ovens hahahha
I... am fairly sure he means 'unwashed' in the sense of 'impure', aka, 'not a virgin'.
Still awful, but... that's how I read this...?
He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.
Not sure.
it could have been his point
Fake: everything until the linebreak
Gay: everything after the linebreak
I know a ton of gay woman who would not agree with anything after the line break thus it is not gay.
how could one analyse the gayness of a post on 4chan, a platform notoriously dominated by the presence of men, from the viewpoint of a woman?
The first half, because of testosterone.
The second half, because of prolactin.
It's not really that simple, but it's part of it. And I'm not a doctor.
After coming I don't want sex again but I don't magically find my partner disgusting and annoying... we just cuddle.
Anon discovers he might be gay
No they didn't. If they were gay they wouldnt be really into having sex with their girlfriend in the first place.
Anon is another misogynistic straight guy.
But there are no straight men on 4chan
Evolution anon
