If Europe had been colonized by another continent
If Europe had been colonized by another continent
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Not enough fuck you in those lines. You need to have the borders cut off historical populations from each other or put a bunch of clashing ethnic groups in the same state. Like make a border running right through paris or smash all the balkans back together.
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Suggestions for maximum chaos and discord:
- Split the Nordic peninsula into 3 countries, but borders run east-west. People in former Finland have to go through another country to get around the Gulf of Bothnia / Baltic Sea.
- Expand borders of Germany, you know, just so they can have some Lebensraum. There won't be any issues with that surely.
- Balkan superstate. Make sure everyone has a voice in its vibrant democracy, but gerrymander the hell out of it.
- Merge southern France, Spain and Italy so the merged country can have maximum Mediterranean beachfront. Just think of the tourism revenues!
- Leave Northern Ireland exactly as it is.
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Balkan superstate
Yugobosia
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Ahem, Ireland would like a word…
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Like splitting a bunch of hungarians off from hungary or putting a bunch of croats and serbs in the same country... oh wait /s
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Crimea is Ukraine.
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It sure wouldn't be if it was Sykes or Picot drawing those borders.
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Yeah, this is way too respectful of ethnic groups.
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cant wait for my new life in squaremany, might even hop over to squain or squance
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Germany is pretty much SpongeBob shaped
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Why the fuck is Kalliningrad still in this map?
Like are there any such situations in other colonized continents?
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Does Michigan count?
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The Gambia
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I’m from Oklahomarus.
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I like the way nothing really changed in Ireland. Hehe, we sure got screwed
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If Ireland had been colonized
"If"
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What would they be called?
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Texaly
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Boxy Bulgaria becomes boxier.
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they would have created borders in a way, that one country always consists of two nations/tribes that don't like each other.
the map simply shows straightened borders for existing countries...
...and call that country "Belgium"
"country"
Zeg, zal 't een beetje gaa jong?
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You should probably confine that sort of remark to something artistic.
How dare you use that word!
Like a Yugoslavia?
I'd imagine there'd also be borders set within a given "tribe" where one group's land was split between different colonizing powers and the different colonies ended up with different governments and possibly languages from one another.