Filet mignonut.

Moo is French for woof.

Bury me face down in this thing so the whole world can kiss my bootie.

One of them appears to be married…or it’s the one ring.

GROND

Just lance the pillow and I’m sure it’ll be fine.

Yo let me get a dime bag of Persian rug.

In paint be sure to make a bunch of random lines and then use the fill bucket to fill in random colors in the spaces.

AWS doesn’t want you to know that you can make your own cotton ball data center for CHEAP.

Guten Tag my homies!

What we need is some kind of double decker traffic train thing.

Steady…steady…AND I DIED IN TWO SECONDS.

Physics says I can’t lift a train with my bare hands. Psh. Can’t tell ME what to do!

Me: Hey bank AI, how much money is in my account?
Bank AI: (long pause) It looks like there are five banks in your area.

Who else is watching this in 2025!?!?

The mystical powers of Tig Biddies.

Silence of the Rootin Tootin Lambs

Invite with HR Friday at 4pm.

This R2 unit has a bad motivator.

Catholic priest here. This is Darth Hoodus who thinks he infiltrated the church. Really we let it slide at first because it was easy to track the sith this way. Later on we just all felt bad for the guy because he just wasn’t sneaky at all. Give him a wink and a wave if you ever see him.