They said the packaging would be discreet!
They said the packaging would be discreet!
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No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
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Ah, -screte/-screet. Motherfucker.
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Skeet
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That's just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
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assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean
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Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
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yep, double tap recommended at a gas station
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That's contraband in the state of Texas.
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LPT.
If you're using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what's going on
Responding for a friend
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What does LPT stand for?
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Life Pro Tip.
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"It's a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don't look like nothing else."
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What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
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It's the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
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Hopefully unlubed.
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The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
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I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.
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That's actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn't expect the miniature version.
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Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you
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Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail's here!
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Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!
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🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin' dong 🎶
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Your mom been on Amazon again?
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Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.
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Reposted.
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I think its a dick move.
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Now that's a big load!
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Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.
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Now that's a strapon if I've ever seen one. And it might actually get off if it goes flacid halfway 🤔
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"Pull forward after fueling or get shot"?
Station owner sounds like a fake tough guy who cries about DEI.
So a standard Trump supporter?
Sure, he's like that on the surface, but I bet his station is willing to accept huge, suggestively shaped loads, if you know what I mean.
I'm just imagining some trucker who didn't see the sign walking into the store to buy some snacks
Maybe, but not based on the sign. That's a standard trucker joke about waiting for pumps.
Definitely a fake tough guy, but not in the way you meant. The whole image is fake.
"Sorry, my cock is too big for that"
Guessing Texas
... nobody came forward to say that the image is in fact photoshopped? It's part of the joke. It's from a facebook group that does these things.