Ugh, even if the entire US government woke up tomorrow, apologized to all of our allies, signed peace treaties with everyone to show we were serious, AND ended all wars forever, I'd still stand by this meme.
I did 6 months in Germany, and I had doner near fucking weekly.
Doner boxes are fucking fantastic, and simply god tier after a few Dunkels.
Döner macht schöner
Ich bin doch schon schön.
Ist ja auch die Steigerung. Auch der Spitzensportler wird durch Doping besser. Also auch du als Schönheit mithilfe von Döner
Man, I miss doner every day, I wanna bring a doner restaurant from germany to my country rn
I thought you get them in pretty much every corner of the world these days.
For real, my city is a massive untapped market. There is quite a bit of kebab but none are actually good, and absolutely 0 doner kebab
Same. I haven't been to Germany in 20 years, and I complain to my wife about craving döner at least once a week.
I've scoured the entire city for a good doner kebab, I cant forget how good it tastes. I cant wait to go back to germany haha
Döner's are tasty, local and not expensive
Yeah, it just so happens I have been getting obsessed with it lately! They are also healthier and have more natural ingredients than McDonald's could bother to have.
I respect any restaurant that features a spinning cone of meat.
Okay but seriously, where I'm from McDonald's is 200% the cost of pretty much any local non-chain fast food establishment (Who provide food of far higher quality). I do not understand how they are even open, or why anyone eats there.
European propaganda at it's finest.
And a Doner actually fills you up.
A wild Dönermann appears. He offers you:
- Balls of deep fried chickpeas flour, rich in protein
or - An ungodly blob of mouldered animal tissue, dripping with cholesterol
What is your choice?
A vendor that lets their gyros moulder probably isn't making sanitary falafels either. So neither.
fml... but latter
Both, Falafel is great with lamb.
- Balls of deep fried chickpeas flour, rich in protein
I had a döner once 25 years ago and I still remember how good it was.
I like Kebabs. Only thing i worry is about the hygiene standards in these shops. I saw a test and 4 out of 10 failed basic standard.
Just need to pick the 6 good ones!
That's just surprise seasoning
As long as I don't get the shits or sick then I'm good
Adds some flavor to it. And if you don’t get sick, it’s all good.
I was avoiding American companies fast food since the genocide in Gaza started since I didn't know which companies didn't have business with israel, I knew mcdonalds and starbucks did, so I didn't buy anything from them since then, but now I'm just avoiding them all. Since I started I've found a Brazilian fast food company that sells calzones and they're really cheap and tasty, as well as being much faster than the other fastfood places. I am now just missing a coffee shop that sells stuff like macchiato or those other drinks that starbucks sells, I love those and I cannot replicate them at home even with an espresso machine
There is a phone app called "No Thanks" which lets you search any company name to see whether they support Israel financially. It is always the big international (and usually American) companies. Rarely companies which are mostly contained within one country.
That is really nice!!! Thank you very much, I will use this so much!!
We have these in maritime Canada as well but we spell it Donair
Its funny, in ontario we only have shawarma. Lots and lots of shawarma, but I'd never heard of doner until i went to europe.
There was a sick Donair joint in Roncevales up until a few years ago
Well...slightly North Americanized. The sauce is basically just sugar with some garlic and vinegar mixed in. :P
Both donairs and doners are tasty, though!
Not expensive?
Your kilometrage may vary.
How much is it where you live?
Am from Germany. 5€ at our current favourite döner. Seitan döner with a very good vegan cocktail sauce. My other favourite right across our flat is 6,50€ - falafel döner with hummus and all kinds of other freshness. 6,50€ is rather expensive for my tastes and my wallet but pretty cheap compared to the nationwide average. 5€ is beyond cheap
7,50€
Here it is 6 to 9€. Depends on what bread you want. Pitah, plain wrap or lahmacun. Also we have the 'kapsalon" about 10€.
I've always wanted to try döner, but they're impossible to find in the US, at least outside large cities :(
Gyros and shawarma are both types of / related to döner; you might have more luck finding one of them.
Yeah, they are rare in the US and usually in cites only. There was a döner place not too far my from work in my old city and I haven't found a place yet in my new location. The Greek food isn't as good here either, so gyros haven't been able to step in as a replacement. First world problem, but I still miss them.
I saw a chain for a brief time called “Vertskebap” but it didn’t last long. Maybe because they were also charging $16 a pop.
I don't eat much fast food nowadays, but a good dürüm kicks a burger every time.
Meat on a stick > Mc "meat"
Bravo !
PLZ Freeze and ship to US, I'll pay the tariffs :)
I'm sorry but you'll have to come to Europe for the full experience
Ohh, I've been. It's been a while, like pre €. We rented a car with unlimited miles and drove from Paris to Switzerland stopping all over in between then train to UK on the way out. Worst case, need the youngest to get a few years on him before we do a grand tour.
Though, I'm seriously looking at digital nomadding in Portugal. They're set up pretty well for it.
But for the moment, that would be some REALLY expensive döner after airfare and hotel accommodations.
Et appeler le cuisiner "chef".
Döner macht schöner, auf Dauer auch schlauer. McDonalds just makes fat.
Not as good as it's far superior cousin "The Halifax Donair". Come visit and try one.
Dang it, if y'all keep posting stuff like this you're gonna makes me want to immigrate even more than I already do.
... and healthier too.
God i wish i could try real döner, didn't have a taste for it when I was young, and there just isn't any anywhere near me where i live now. Which just feels weird to me, i always thought that was a guarantee anywhere near a military installation
The good old nice’n’greasy
McDonalds is nasty. I don't touch the stuff in the US and feel it would really be a waste of what could have been a good meal in EU.
