How many eggs for that tessera?

LOL! How many fucking cheeseburgers and Diet Cokes would the Orange Turd need to gobble down?

Dozen today or half dozen tomorrow.

Rad.

Musk looks like that bully that’s just waiting to sucker punch Trump if he fucks up the lines he was given. He’s even clenching his teeth.

Billionaires have no idea how the majority of us are living. We shouldn't allow people this disconnected from a normal everyday life to run the country.

Did they photoshop his hands bigger?

Dumb & Dumber try to sell shitty cars and fail.

Yeah sure, let's just re-emphasize for anyone who wasn't paying attention that the man responsible for all this misery is also is the owner of this here car company. It's not as if Musk fans are going to be getting EVs.

His true calling as a car salesman.

What?!

Depends. The cost of eggs equivalent to these vehicles should be enough to cover both of these vehicles with them!

I will party a whole week long when he finally dies.... So hurry up Donald.

They literally just notified 32% of the Department of Education last night that they were being fired.

Fuck these assholes and anyone who voted for them can fucking drop dead.

White House Press pack now have the opportunity to just grill who ever is at the podium next on questions comparing the Model X and then deaths related to Self Driving Incidents

Trump: slaps roof

Tesla: combusts

Come on cuntservatives! Buy an EV like your king commands but look like a tree-hugging pussy or don't buy an EV and be a traitor to your king!

Which will it be?

The poorly worn suits make so much more sense now

Do these idiots not realize that it's Tesla's association with nazis that's killing sales? How did they think this was going to help, Republicans are suddenly going to start buying electric vehicles?

🤔

Why isn't Elon wearing a suit?

This looks like an SNL sketch. People keep expressing sympathy for the onion writers, but really, how does one even parody this? Just shot for shot, word for word something a satirist would come up with.

Disgusting. No way for a President to act.

It's not like it's a surprise. Remember how he did a photoshoot with a can of beans, because the owner of the brand said he liked him?

Americans electing a used car dealer to the Presidency is, frankly, the fate we deserved.

This gives me major late night car dealer commercial vibes. My English to Trump is terrible however I have faith that someone write Trump doing the narration for this commercial.

There’s no pretending who’s calling the shots anymore. The monkey was asked to perform. He is giving his best performance and everyone is watching the (shit)show.

Please let this sink the stock even more.

It has to be bad if they resort to trying to sell EVs to climate change deniers.

Tesla sales are tanking because of Elon's embracing fascism and this is the best they could come up with to fix it

Just lean harder into it and hope the guy who hates electric cars can sell electric cars

Why is musk standing like his feet are afraid of each other? He looks like a proper ninny.

I remember the last time an EV was parked up outside the white house. That went really well for everyone. /s

(2021 Lordstown Motors Endurance)

And how do they reconcile this with his administration's pro-destroy-the-environment agenda?

You guys have retirement savings?

Trump finally caught up with the versions of him in the parallel universes where he wasn't born of a rich family and is now a car salesman. Just like the universe intended.

The richest man on Earth for now

Trump's cybertruck has a chance to do the funniest thing.

Surely the solution is to double down and take another round of special K to feel better?

selling crappy cars to dumb people is probably the role that suits trump the best.

And from now on MAGA loves EVs!

NSFW ish

It’s about fellatio tho. You should check it out if you aren’t American and know science words.

Memorizing the look of this super expensive tesla for no reasons at all.