Anon needs to go to a hospital soon
Better get an MRI to look for it
Ouch... We don't want to kill that anon!
Must have been the wind
Did it have a flared end?
If yes:
It's in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn't remember.
or
He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it.
If no:
Butt plug goblins.
They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.
Mmmm, that's some fresh greentext too!
So fresh it's still green
Oh wow. I've never seen one this fresh!
Funny, that's the same thing a stray cat said when it found that butt plug.
Yeah it doesn't have the remnants of being compressed to .jpg over 1000 times over. Just doesn't have the same feeling with it though.
It's another carbon monoxide poisoning poisoning
Do people actually do this?
People aren't buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don't imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.
Maybe? This came from 4Chan so it's very possible it could be entirely made up lol
Anything on 4chan I assume isn't real, but pretend it is. More fun that way.
4chan makes me believe it more in this case
I do yea
i rate this greentext fake on scale of 1 to gay
A wizard did it.
I dunno how exhausted or drunk you’d have to be to pass out with one of those things inserted. Seems like it’d feel like a turd half out and your body would prefer you deal with that and not fall asleep.
Was getting in the way of the aliens probing anon
some alien intern thought they forgot their probe in Anon, then when they got to their ship their boss was like "no that's not for us"
butt plug tom strikes again
Aliens
Maybe a bird... Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it away together?
Anon ate too much hot sauce and it dissolved
You only make the mistake of using a calcium carbonate buttplug once.
Perhaps Anon inserted it in a dream?
The chocolate buttplug
It was all a dream
Yeah sounds like fucknon here sucked it up his lil hole
I don’t want to guess
