Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"

"Oh no! My tuna melt has!"

I get what you're doing here and I respect that, but I gotta say:

Why the hell would you microwave a sandwich?

Terrible, absolutely terrible. A well earned uptoot

I see, I see. If you nuke a sandwich do you get a trinititewich?

Fine, Dad, you can have the upvote.

What do you think the rotating plate is made of?

I remember when I was a small child during the summer my brother and I would stay home and we would often make a bologna and cheese sandwich and put it in the microwave for a few seconds. It was not good lol.

Having a glasswich is a definite downside, but it's a humorous one. A silly-con, if you will.