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What breed of dog is magic?

(cue "The X Files" song playing on a kazoo)

groan alone

The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental

Snap, Crackle, and Pop Are Dead.

How do Santa's reindeer decorate their Christmas Trees?

I drew Mark Hamill on my wife's forehead while she was asleep.

Why did Santa's little helper go to therapy?

Pregnancy can also be refered to as the Egyptian flu.

Merry Christmas you filthy animal

TIL that you can take a canoe, flip it upside down, and wear it as a hat…..

Did you hear about the new breakfast meal McDonalds has introduced in Germany?

Where do Santa's reindeer get their coffee?

What do you call someone whose keys go missing at the beach?

Why was the snowman digging through a basket of carrots? 🥕

Why does your father find all these jokes funny?

What did the earthquake say to the tsunami?

What is Santa's favorite metal band?