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The drill is by far the most boring invention
I tried to start a professional Hide and Seek league.
Did I ever tell you the story about the time I went mushroom hunting?
I started a band called 999 megabytes...
I think there's been a mixup. I'm the kind that's against Vietnamese noodle soup.
I tried calling the tinnitus hotline....
When your Dad gives birth to you
Did you hear about the beaver that was caught holding giant logs in the river?
Did you know if you turn a canoe over you can wear it on your head?
I got kicked out of the park the other day for organizing the squirrels by height....
In my school days, I did well in every subject except Greek mythology.
A man who was in court for stealing a bag took just three minutes to get sentenced...
I Used To Have A Job At The Calendar Factory...
I Was Kinda Surprised When The Doctor Prescribed LSD For My Constipation...
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Which Christian ethnic group is most likely to work in law enforcement?
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