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FedEx and UPS are merging. The new company will be named "Fed-Up"

Birthplace of California

What’d the termite say at the pub?

Whenever I cook with wheat, rye or rice, my wife gets terrible headaches.....

King Pear

I told my wife a joke the other day about chocolate, caramel and peanuts and she didn't laugh at all.....

My buddy challenged me to name two structures that hold water...

I wasn't a big fan of organ transplants....

Where do you go to buy donuts, Cherrios, Life Savers and bagels?

Courtesy of my friend, who is a dad.

What is faster than a calculator?

What kind of cases does a narcoleptic detective take?

I surprised my wife and put a mini trampoline in the bed room...

What are Vampires bad at art?

Why did the mathematician get thrown out of church?

Where do mummies go on vacation?

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Why don't mummies take time for themselves?