7mo ago

Better Organized Europe

I'm sure everyone's fine with this

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Yeah, Croatia, get landlocked.
Europe colonized by Europe
I didn't move from Poland to Denmark for Poland to follow me here.
(In honesty, I'm kidding, I miss my country very much)
I think you just upset everyone in Europe 😂
- Iceland is probably fine with it.
  
  And maybe Ireland? Or it'll kick off The Troubles again
- double whammy for turkey, half of istanbul is gone, and the rest of us aren't even included in europe.
You guys need to click the link and read the names of the countries in detail.
I don't even know exactly why the placement is so funny. Germany. Poland. It's a good joke even without the details, but with the details it is truly wonderful.
- Which link?
  
  If you click the story title, you'll see a higher-res version of the same map as you see in the image. At least, that's how it is for me.
If Europeans drew European borders
Portugal hasn't changed much.
- Just rotated by 90 degrees.
damn, sweden got screwed in this one
Lookin good Ireland.
RIP Italy and France
- You gotta make space for Liechtenstein somehow.
  (lol @ Vatican city and Poland)
  
  Liechtenstein clearly getting the best deal here lmao.
- The Vatican got Corsica. Tough luck.
Pretty sure this is how you get a 'the troubles'
Why is Poland 2 squares wide. Unfair
Jesus Christ, what did you do to Iceland???
Guess I live in Lichtenstein now.
All hail the king/prince or whatever
It worked for the USA map, this one not so much
Oh my God what are you doing step Lichtenstein, I hadn't notice how big you'd gotten.
Also, Serbia's in trouble
disgusting
This isn't organized at all
Lol, I see Crete is not part of Greece or even Europe anymore
They drifted so far south that's its now part of Egypt(?)
Ah I think this is a “metric” map of Europe. I thought Europeans were all about the metric system?!
Actual physical pain. 🫨😵‍💫
I suggest relocating the Greeks to Iceland and the Icelanders to Greece.
Will I have to move according to my nationality or change my nationality?
I am now Belgian... As a Norwegian we ended up with the northern wastelans. But at least Sweden really got fucked. Now if Denmark got just as fucked I could get behind this
I love how Ireland is Ireland.
Good ol' Polish Newcastle.
Forgot Cyprus and part of Greece
Why is Romania almost twice the size of all the other countries?
Missing Sealand...
- Sealand is there, right between Funen and Old Sweden.
  
  That's at least one of the two options. The other now belongs to Luxembourg.
Approved.
Please God make it happen
Hope it's not toomuch to ask.
If you sort it, you'll be able to find any country in log n time.
Damn, that aware my sleeping nacionalist nerve im never thougth i had

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