Caption this.

"I hope this medal makes up for 2024 being the year of highest oil production in US history. Which happened in defiance of all the climate science you've been trying to tell us about. You know, as part of the years of science education this award honors."

I was Biden my time, but the time is Nye.

Bill Nye receiving Medal of Freedom for his dedication to science education :)

And one day, when they feel you've paid enough, they'll give you a medal and serve you salmon and potato salad as well

"Necromancer of the year being awarded to Bill Nye, delivered by the achievement that earned this medal: the animated corpse of Joseph Biden."

“I used to watch you when you were a kid”

Wait….

Bill Nye quietly seething as he is made part of a "gesture" done in lieu of action.

What ever happened to Beakman?

"I'm taking this off you, Bill, and giving it to some CEO who said AI will fix climate change"

Biden hands our award for worst Netflix show ever.

I do love Bill. His newer show was just awful though.

Why is the frontman of talking heads being given a medal by the dude from Bram Stokers Dracula?

Animorphs cover art is coming along well.

"Did you fart, or was that me?"

"I'm... not sure."

"Did you fart?"

"You're God damn right I did."

This image makes me feel old

"Maybe after I choke him with this that God damn song will finally get out of my head..."

Okay everybody, im done with the proudest moment of my life now. Someone please wake him up.

Bill Nye graciously accepts the Power Bottom Lifetime Achievement award.

Biden wispers in his ear, "inertia is a property of matter"

I told you I'd get you Nye!

The Presidential Medal of Freedom OF SCIENCE!

Biden thinking: "Think fast. How do I seamlessly thread this ribbon under the iconic Bowtie of Science? All without losing my balance."

Is that bill nye?

“Im gonna pretend I got this medal for debating that idiot Ken Ham”

I farted.  He farted.

"Cringe Bling from the Genocidal Planet-Destroyer to the Complicit"

Relax. Like you're trying to fart.

Shitty AMA Hall of Fame

SCIENCE RULES!

I'm a comedian not a scientist

Way to go Bill!

Bill Nye is a national treasure.

What, you wanna ball
with the kid
Watch your step
you might fall
Tryin ta do what I did
Mama-unh mama-unh mama
come closa'
In the middle of the club with the rubba duck
🎵🎶🎙️👨‍🎤🥁

T - minus seven seconds

Sex Junk

Up the bum corner. Viz