United Healthcare denies claim of woman in coma

You'd think UHC would strive to behave impeccably with all the publicity around them lately. But no: they're so shameless and so greedy they even behave rotten when everybody is busy dissecting their every moves. Amazing...

Well shoot, what can be done to fix this?

Round two?

What's she gonna do, appeal?

Ai: "It is safe and profitable to deny this claim as she is unlikely to seek vengeance."

Fuck this system, it's absolute trash.

How Many Times Do We Have to Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?

Respect to the doctor for publicly shaming United Healthcare.

They could put out a story like this every minute of every day and never run out. Burn it all down indeed

PLAYER 2 START

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_J._Hemsley
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Witty

I'll put the CEO in a coma.

Funny way to spell murders

Dial L for Luigi

Huh, guess a few more CEOs need to catch some bullets before things change. Mario Brothers, you know what to do!

I bet their CEO is not the only one who bleeds.

Remember remember, the 4th of December...

I bet the new United Healthcare CEO (or whomever is in currently in charge) is le pooping their pants right about now.

You must wonder if the board has a death wish at this point, otherwise they must be confident their 24/7 security is up the task

united healthcare looked at bob kelso and was like this guy is the hero of the series.

UHC is like: What is she gonna do? Wake up?

Deny, Delay, Defend.... may I add: Dispose?

Denial accomplished. Time to Defend and Depose. Fuck you United Healthcare! My heaven is witnessing your hell.

"We have a fiduciary responsibility to kill these drags on our profits."

--UHC Executives, probably

"Coma victims have poor aim" United Health, prpobably

Brb loading my gun

Everyone: Luigi time

Me: Haha change the Y to an I in that doctor's last name and you get Chuck Bartowski

A medically unnecessary coma thank you very much 🤔

At the risk of you all putting a literal hit out on me, I'm going to proclaim the hot take that this is not the best example of insurance company abuse. I am in complete agreement that insurance greed and frankly insurance company power over the entire US Healthcare system is way out of balance. I argue the walls need to come down and things need to be rebuilt in aore socialized model. But as far as refusing claims go, be it socialized or the insurance Co mess we have now, Healthcare resources are inevitably limited. Someone with a brain hemorrhage, in a coma, ventilated, in heart failure is going to be massively expensive to support and will have a low likelihood of functional outcome. Rather than denying dozens of chemotherapy meds, or MRIs for suspected brain lesions, I could see the ugly job of denying this claim as justifiable.

To the absolute shock of all the people praising Luigi as the ultimate solution: nothing has changed.

I wonder how Mario feels about this while Luigi is on lockdown