i don't understand half of these either

European countries start national stockpiling of olive oil.
The average european already does that.
- I do that😔

I am interested in the rare slime. Where do I subscribe to rare slime facts?

Chapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.

It misses but he pretends to die poorly, and stands backup proclaiming god sent him back. Whitehouse merch sales skyrocket.
does getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one
- That was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.
He shits himself and his supporters drop all remaining pretense and declare him the literal Messiah.

Mpox and Bird Flu go big and a giant sign appears in the sky, "The planet's anti parasite medications will continue until fever symptoms subside."

Bill Gates will work with FEMA to engineer a brain worm that is more effective than vaccines. There will be an “anti-worm” movement where soccer moms buy Russian vaccines on the dark web with dogecoin.
Gave humanity the ole switcheroo

The queerbaiting one is already a half point and it's still not 2025 yet.

Is this English

What's wrong with snapbacks?

Trump dies but comes back to life

Technically this could happen if he's put on cardiac bypass for heart surgery.

If he does die, do you think the establishment would tell anyone? They'd AI his looks, speech and Twitter posts and claim he's done appearances on TV for years.
- This comment makes qanon sound smart
- The real question is why the deep state haven't activated his 5G nanites from his vaccine.
  Probably because 9/11 stopped them. (

Rare slime captivates nation

trump already won tho didnt he ?

What is a queerbaiting arc?

Queerbaiting: Pretending or hinting that you may be LGBT+, in order to trick people into liking you more, or to pay more attention to you or your work. Sometimes this is a way to try to get LGBT+ fans, sometimes it's trying to get straight people who think LGBT+ people/acts are sexy.
Arc, as in story arc of a tv show or book series: So, it's for a set period of time, and then they move on, not really acknowledging again.
Pop acts have done this a lot.
- Isn't that just marketing?
Well Billie Eilish and Chapell Roan have been releasing songs about cunnilingus and heavy petting lately that have been ok in specific circles which keeps them employed so in order to get in on that and also hopefully capture so more name recognition Arianna Grande will put in a show of being queer and then act upset about backlash but then rise above it to state that it doesn't matter making a big song about their bold new life choice, and then drop it after snapbacks come back without really ever talking about it ever again.
- We shall see
No, no, it's queerbating. She's obviously going to open up to hawk girl on the view about what she flicks the bean towards, and then market the 'slime' to all the insane people...
and the video promoting it prominently displays her wrists with snapbacks on them.
I think I hate myself for this mental image.
- Ohh, here I was thinking that was a typo. Thank you for clarifying

My wishful thinking. Tierra Whack blows up. Her music is fire and one of the most original artists out there right now. Philly represent!

Are snapbacks out? Damn.

One of the first times I remember feeling old was when I heard people saying snapback instead of (baseball) cap. Things just kept skibiding from there

Why do I feel like this will 100% be accurate

Ofc the writers would make a hell of a twist for the 2024 season end, and then phone it in for season 2025. SMDH

Interesting. What planet is this about?

Does The View still exist?

Didnt Ariana Grande write a song about being in love with another woman? That’s a bit past queerbaiting, isn’t it?

And have you seen her appearances with Cynthia Erivo?
- No, other than what I hear in their music, I don’t pay attention to celebrities. I just happen to have a couple of her songs in my playlists.

That is one sus typo on queerbating. Or maybe just hedging your bets to get a point either way.

im going to do this myself and won't forget vance dying

Me neither but I'm ok with that, not really worth trying since there's enough understandable stuff around.