Donald Trump demonstrates how he negotiates with Putin

It is absolutely beyond me how this is even a remotely close race. What the fuck.

The people who vote for him are hermetically sealed away from anything that could make them think.
- Can you imagine the shock and disgust if say they could spend like a week or month one on one with trump daily.
The truth is that’s there’s a sharp dichotomy in American society between those that value integrity and those that do not. It can be seen if you interact with the general public or if you simply have children that you’re trying to raise. Why this is is a very complicated subject, and goes back further than I think we Americans are willing to admit.
It’s because people have created an entirely fictional version of Trump inside their head. That’s why they constantly say “yeah what he meant to say…”
Just watch this video where a bunch of Latinos who will vote for Trump get interviewed https://youtu.be/3f8SG9wkiFw
The closeness of this race is proof of the failure of the American Experiment. And a reflection that democracies end in autocracy.

I'm ready to wake up from this fever dream and return to 2014 or whenever it really is. How are all you figments doing?

P̵̨̲̪̹̫̯͑̈͗ͅl̶̹͍͍̃̾̊̅̓͝e̷͖̰̙͍̺͍̭͈̘͠ḁ̵̧̛̲̩̱̭͍̯͚̐̈̄̏͆͑͑͐͗͘͝s̸͖̼̈̀͜ͅë̴̡̢͉̺̹͉̌̅̐͗͐̄̈́̆ ̵̲̥̯̬͔̙̹͐́͆̋̈́͂̃̈̓̇͠͝ẁ̶͙̩̝̤̼̜̠͓̥̆̂̊͛̃̒͐̌̓̔̚̚ą̴̌̇̾̇̂̎ķ̵̥̼̦̣̬̀̒͛̉̂̓͗̉̀̎̈́̽̕e̶̪̅͊̉ ̴̧̛̝͔̺͍͔̱̘͖̼̥̳̾̎̂̆̈́̚͝ų̴̧̰̩̰̳̣̤̈́̈̍̃͐̊̈̒̋̚͜͝p̶̧͇͔̝̗̤̟̪̫̍̉͐͒͛̋̈̊͘̕͜͝,̵̢̢̡̩͇͉̥̱͈̬͉̖̻̈́ ̵̨̛̍̿͑͑͆̓́w̶̢͕̼̙̻̤͍̖͊̒ë̴̡͍͎̝͓͎̠̫̹̺̓̉͒̑̌͝ ̸̢̮̝̗̼̬͖̬̈͗̾͆̑̈́͗͘͝ͅm̷̤̬̰̈́́̈́͛͌̅́͜ͅį̶̢̛̟̰͙͉̳͓̤̳̓̿̂͛̋̓͊̀̕s̷̢͖̫̰̩̮̞̺̳̣̆͋̃̔̎̍̍̀̈́̑̀͆͝ṣ̶̡͎̣̤̟͎̾̄͑͐̉̄̑̿͂̕͠ ̶̨̘͉̬̮͚̲̖̊̅̈́̎̏̒̒̋͜y̶͖̩͕̬̥̱͖̜̻̓̎͌o̶͔̲̭͔̼̭̯͚͈̹̜͌̒̒͑̂͋͐̆̅͆̊̕͠u̵̘̫̩̓̇͂͆͋̆͊̾̈́͗̏̂͜
- Darn, now I know that isn't a real message from the outside, nobody misses me.
The Mayans were right. The world ended in 2012 and we're actually in hell.
- If the Mayans were right, guess that would mean we're probably in Xibalbá.

And then Bush Senior was said to lose the election by checking his watch during a debate...

And poor Howard Dean who got castrated for simply getting excited at his own rally...
- Wasn't that the one where the media isolated his yell to make it a million times worse?

Nah he is a genius, always thinking one step ahead. He's training for prison

The fuck

Deepthroat Donnie remembers to skillfully tease the shaft.

I assumed when I read that he acted out oral sex that he acted out performing it on a woman but hmmm no ...

Fuckface 45 earning his name

I read about this early today and thought the media was over-exaggerating, but nope, I guess not.

It's amazing that something he did at a public event would be marked [nsfw]

I should not have clicked that. Thankfully, I'm going to kill some brain cells soon. So, I'm gonna 100% forget it! 😁

homophobia, 'great'

My issue isn't that Trump would be sucking Putin's dick. My issue is as soon as Putin cums Trump would say "so you want Ukraine? You got it!"
In fact Trump doing this to "get his mic stand up" just reinforces my idea that the Republicans would be way happier if they embraced certain thoughts they try to shove down. Trump might be happier if he had sucked Arnold Palmer's dick. Tucker might be happier if someone he calls "daddy" tells him he's been a bad girl and spanks him.

I can't believe this is what gets me executed in Kristalnacht 2: Electric Boogaloo