artist rule

When I was in my first year in college, one of my profs asking everyone in the (very small) class what they did.

One guy just straight up said he drew hentai for a living.

Respect for not trying to dodge that.

It's only hentai if he came from Japan. Otherwise it's just sparkling cartoon porn.
- But is it from the porn region in france?
Being honest about it makes friends with all the right people anyway.
- And also sets up your beer money for the rest of the semester right there on day one.
- And means you don't have to remember your lies!
Horny on main is a lifestyle.

This is why I keep one or two "normal" drawings saved to my phone

"sweetie why are the feet so much more detailed than everything else?"
- Because they're beautiful 👩🏻‍🎨
- for me that would be the teeth, considering what I draw. That being said, the stuff I actually show family tends to be things like fish, that dont really have anything like that to notice

"Dad, I know you're just trying to avoid signing up for my patreon only posts you cheapskate."

Hands trembling. You reach into your pocket and pull out your phone. Opening the browser you type in deviant art and open a collection you've named Rule 34

"It's called hentai and it's art, mom!"
- It's called hentai and it's art, moe.

Sure, here's one of my favorite pieces! I know you have some questions. You see, female Hyenas have a thing called "Pseudopenis"-

I'm not a monkey that dances for coins, if you want to see art go to a museum.

I may have some lasting issues stemming from uncomfortable situations like this that have made me no longer care if people are put off by my reaction when I'm put on the spot. You want to see it? Ask me privately, and I'll show you one on one if you actually care.

No, I'm not bitter about things from my childhood, why do you ask...

And your young adult life, your adult life too. Oof your middle age was really unkind to you. At least after all that you get to retire happily on Earth. Say hi to Rumpelstiltskin for me.

~~Miles O'Brien was Star Trek DNS' punching bag.~~

"... And this is the gay furry ryona vore that paied for dinner"

I've seen payed. I've seen paid. I've never before seen paied. The world is an interesting place.
- I was drinking enough that I don't remember posting, lol.
  
  Also got a headache...
I know most of those words, all except "ryona" and "paied".
- Its guro but not as bad. If you dont know what guro is its basically gore. I understand that people have fetishes but when you get to lolies and guro please seek help. They will be accepting. They wont be accepting when you do something illegal because of it.