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by Ironlily

Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, grown up in a small Ohio town before leaving for Ohio State. To a man, all of them had found that couches coud satisfy them more than a women ever could, and that books are really just zipped HTML, and nobody really checks PGP signatures.

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/11787771

> [alt text: Text that says, "People [say] 'I never see butterflies or lightning bugs in my yard. Their yard: (colon)". Below the text is a photo of a birds-eye view of a large house with an equally large yard. The lawn is covered in standard turfgrass (probably Kentucky bluegrass) that has been recently mowed.]

The brain rot question probably doesn't mean anything, but here's my interpretation:

"Do you use degenerate/terminally online(goon cave munting) lingo(Carti) to try and be cool(baby gronk), infamous(Andrew Tate), and funny(Colleen Ballinger) to people that don't understand what you're talking about(Smurf, Shmlawg)?"

Something along those lines anyhow. The question might have made her question her whole existence. She also seems shocked about being a relic of a time where no one used or understood brain rot. Her gimmick isn't new anymore, so where does that leave her?

Thankfully, my brain rot of overthinking silly shit was always stale, so I don't have her problems 😊

Probably dust particles and slight rotation while in the backpack.