10mo ago

Anon doesn't know what he's doing wrong

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Maybe anon has more luck flirting outside of his household?
- That, or try breaking his arms.
  
  Yup, more than one way to skin a cat. (BTW, I heard this term as a construction term, as in operating a Caterpillar machine).
  
  I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.
$100 bucks says Anon is ugly and/or overweight.
- Only if the person that made up the fictional character writes it that way.
- Or just gives off massive fake and gay energy
- $100 says the green text is an artistic work of falsehood
  
  100¢ says anon is a bad flirt.
  
  tf? green text is always true, anon never makes shit up.
- "All those women feeding him"
Well, it's probably because he's the leper king of Jerusalem, judging by that mask
If your mom is nice to you she simply protects her assets. Her behaviour towards you is in no way an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners from outside your family.
Her behaviour towards you however may be an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners inside your family.
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What no male role models does to a mf.
- I'm kind of surprised what gets downvoted these days.. do people actually not know that humans are imitation learners in almost every social and scientific aspect? 😨
  
  In the same vein I'm shocked how little reading comprehension people have these days (such as this comment) and how people and how quickly people jump to align any information with their worldview. The post even said "majority" with no indication that the father wasn't around. For example someone that has two siblings, both sisters would fit that category.
- op had no male role models because the entire scenario is completely made up for attention on the internet
Anon:
Idk if this is solace for someone or not but as a lesbian I never had it any easier than this hypothetical chap
- I gave up and found a boyfriend. I'm not even kidding. I'm like...90% lesbian though.
  
  That's called being bi my fellow gril
  As for myself, I found a long distance lesbo partner by being an uber mega nerd about am old free visual novel
  
  You're bi. Just own it.
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Problem: Anon keeps trying to date his mom
Solution: Anon needs to try using a dating service or app
- Or his sisters. Anon has options.
Time for reform
Wrong gonial angle.
here's the translation for republicans:
the transgenders made anon gay!!!
edit: since the 3! didn't make it clear I'll add this here:
/s
- It's not a good joke.
  
  that COULD THEORETICALLY be the case, however I refuse to belive that anything my mastermind shits out could even be considered unfunny
  also it's funny because republican == transphobic + dumb
Being raised by women doesn’t make you a pussy magnet anon.

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