There's a simple solution to make everyone happy:
32 0 Reply>99.7% corn syrup
>0.3% sunny
>May contain trace amounts of D
31 0 ReplyYou must've misread that, it says "100% Vitamin C" right on the packaging.
It's pure ascorbic acid.
16 0 ReplyIf you cut the O in corn syrup in half you get 2 uppercase D’s, therefore, it’s actually 199.4% D. Checkmate
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They should take vitamin D supplements like the rest of us shut-ins.
20 0 ReplyDumbass vampires, I dont go out in the sun either, now we both don't have enough vitamin D.
18 0 ReplyThere is milk in supermarkets enriched with Vitamin D. Good news for all vampires out their nd for their potential future victims
14 0 ReplyThat's why you don't hear about vampire attacks anymore.
12 0 ReplyThat's a very nice start for a book.
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I wouldn't say no.
9 0 ReplyThat's going to depend an awful lot on [which clan is local...](https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Nosferatu_(VTM\))
But if we're being honest, there are much worse fates than simply getting got by one of the ugly ones.
2 0 ReplyThank you, i just discovered another fantasy world i had no idea it existed
2 0 ReplyTo be fair I was specifically talking about Nazuna
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You know vitamin D suppliments are a thing right?
8 0 ReplyI now realize that banishing garlic from my home is an important public service for the needy.
7 0 ReplyThey could just eat vegetables and drink more whole milk, the bastards. That's how I get vitamin D without going outside.
5 0 ReplyThe "vampires can't go in the sun" is such a boring trope. I hate Nosferatu for introducing it.
Dracula (not the OG vampire, but the prototype for modern vampires) could go into the sun just fine, it just suppressed their supernatural abilities. That's way more interesting4 0 ReplyCarmilla just liked to get up late. Because she was up all night doing her vampire things.
2 0 ReplyAnd he was shimmering and sparkly?
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But just in case anyone wants a serious answer: no, they're indistinguishable from a regular human on land. Can't swim tho (deep water kills them or something? I forget exactly).
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Why does it have to be human blood? Why not cow blood or chicken blood?
3 0 ReplyThey're vegan
2 0 ReplyI dont think human blood is vegan, neither is a lot of vitamin d supplements
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https://ttrpg.network/c/vamp_tm would love this!
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