Cat 'Stolen' by Haitian Migrants in Ohio Was Actually Just in Cat Owner's Basement
Cat 'Stolen' by Haitian Migrants in Ohio Was Actually Just in Cat Owner's Basement
My daughter lost her glasses yesterday. I sent out a massive email, text and social media blast blaming Haitian migrants for stealing and eating her glasses, but we found out 10 minutes later that they were under her bed.
Boy is my face red.
It's actually the French you need to watch out for in that case.
Where's the cat?
Check the house?
Nope it's dem immigrants
This article is ridiculous It looks like I need to start bookmarking sources to R-antics again for when his bs gets rugswept again and all the Republicans get on board.
Fuuuu
But it’s not just that one story. Vance has tried to claim he has a mountain of “evidence” that migrants are eating cats, dogs, and geese from local parks. And they all turn out to be garbage. NBC News talked with a woman in Springfield, Erika Lee, who was behind one of the Facebook posts that far-right influencers elevated online before Vance really kicked it into high gear. It turns out Lee’s post was based on something she’d heard from “an acquaintance of a friend” and that she had no first-hand knowledge of anything like that happening
I have a load of evidence, but also, I lied about this, and I'll do it again!
It's journalistic malpractice, materially supporting fascism, and publishing actual Nazi-tier racist tropes to uncritically report Vance's statements when he was so obviously lying, has unapologetically admitted he was lying, said he'd lie about this and similar racist bullshit again.
The media is paving the way for an end to us democracy, and a series of genocides for fucking clicks. Fucking ghouls.
At this stage, there should be some democrat comedy TV program with guys in dumb and dumber tuxedos spouting the weirdest things about republicans. Things like the Trump signs in the front yard contain a camera and act as a 5G antenna.
Immigrants are stealing and eating all the women who want to date me! This totally makes sense why I'm still single!!!???
"Oopsies! Sorry for that mistake - and for the torrent of racial hatred that followed."
The stochastic terrorism playbook.
Soon:
Cats are majority brown, gray, orange, black, and (gasp) mixed. They're lying immigrants, decimating the white mice of this land.
But I thought there were no cats in America?
I can't believe anyone took him seriously, it was such a "lol wat is he doing" moment and it's spiraled out of control
Slightly longer than that.
The very basement where they run their child prostitution ring, no doubt!
BDSM.... even cats love it! 😂
Is "cat" a typo or did you legitimately mean that because I haven't read the article yet
Edit: the actual article title says it but it sounds weird to me
What sounds weird? The idea that people believe the scary strangers are stealing and eating cats?
Or just the word cat sounds weird?
one cat's nip is another cat's jazz
White men are EATING my CAR KEYS
No wait nevermind they were just between the couch cushions here. Haha that's so funny I don't know why I would assu- ... wait.... WHY IS THIS ON THE NEWS
Oh shit, car keys are fucking couches now??
It's Vance. You have any idea what's in the couch cushions?
!fuckcars@lemmy.world, your response?
Vance would. If it has a bench seat. Or maybe some like, plush conversion van benches.