he looks and acts like a guy who would rape a hot dog bun after two shots of tequila.
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To make driving more appealing, I suggest living in an unwalkable American Midwest purgatory where there's fuck-all to do but watch tractors circle fields or meth
You will begin to associate the positive emotions of escape and freedom with driving, which will make you enjoy it a lot more
Your mileage may vary, but it worked great for me
A band beanie, yesterday. I wear such a hat almost every day
Maybe do something like siphon all but 3% of the gas from the tank and let a similar amount of air from their tires
But I thought there were no cats in America?
but if they aren't working for you, pay someone else
My realtor was never on time to a single showing. He never knew the answer to any question without taking time to look it up himself. He couldn't remember my specifications and his reading comprehension was non-existent as I had to repeat myself many, many times to get any kind of point across.
If I hadn't gotten my house when I did, I would have dropped him. If I were any other kind of business owner and one of my employees acted like that people would think I was a fucking moron for keeping them on.
Your realtor is your employee. Don't be afraid to fire them for shitty performance.
Amen, my phone doesn't do a thing to draw my attention unless someone is actively calling me or I have willed it do so for an extremely limited amount of time.
It feels so natural to toss my phone aside and not touch it again for a couple hours, it seems weird to me there are people that, like, cannot do that without anxiety
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LAST NIGHT'S BODY COUNT ROUNDED OUT TO A SOLID N' STURDY THIRTY, TEN OUTTA HEYWOOD!
I'm so glad someone added a single dot over the word "fuck" so I couldn't read it and get offended, whew
I would hesitate to call our foes "Intelligences," but they are most certainly Abominable, brother.
"It's a tragic day, four days into the school year," Gahler said at a news conference.
Fucking grim
It's not like staffers from the same campaign working directly under the head guy at the moment assaulted a female army officer or anything, don't be ridiculous
Shimmy shimmy ya Shimmy yam shimmy yay Give her the milk So she can take it away
I listen to a small fan generating white noise and sometimes my cat purring
God, or worse, a conversation around the conversation you're actually speaking in order to have
Their FAQ page for the holiday hole was fucking incredible. "The Onion on a good day" level comedy
Yeah, right? I have a diagnoses both mental and physical that qualify me as "disabled," but I haven't seen a box I get to tick anywhere yet that says "super disabled"
I mean they probably have "Hulkster in Heaven" too!
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