Science Memes @mander.xyz fossilesque @mander.xyz 3mo ago

Coleoptera 4 ever

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I hate the trend of censoring profanity. It's the internet you fuck-cakes
- I gotchu
  
  un-censoring should be a thing
  
  The red looks like it's above the meme?
  
  Like it's piled on top?
  
  It's hard to explain...
  
  It's wrong in a strange way
  
  Thank you for your efforts
- I think you wanted to say "you f🦆k-cakes"
  
  When I read this, my inner voice used quacks to bleep out the profanity
- I hate the fact that for the longest time, iOS would autocorrect fuck to duck. And worse yet, they touted no longer autocorrecting it as a new feature as part of their WWDC keynote.
- Watch your language! You can't just throw around offensive words like c*nsor
- Worse yet are those stupid Tiktok-friendly euphemisms, like "unalive" instead of dead. Makes the meme sound like it's made for a damn toddler.
- How about as a compromise you post the way you want and let others post the way they want?
  
  I do, and I adore fossil. The commentary is not directed towards them, but the overall trend.
There's a part in a discworld book about a creator "god" obsessed with making beetles lol.
- The Last Continent
you know we can swear on the internet right? we all know it says fucking.
- some people prefer not to and thats okay!
  
  If they don't want to swear, that's fine, then don't swear. That doesn't make it okay to alter something someone else made so as to not offend their sensibilities.
  
  Fuck them.
  
  The real snowflakes
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- Fuck it, man.
  
  Fuck^infinity
- Oh oh. We're getting shut down now.
Crabs are his chosen people
- That’s why he spoke through a burning bush
  
  Take your upvote and get out :)
What the f🦆ck
Everyone freaking out over censoring fuck when there a beetle that looks like a giraffe out there.
The cure for cancer? That too is a beetle.
Honestly a more theologically consistent explanation of God than whatever the fuck organised religion has been up to for the past 5000 years
- Maybe it's not about humans and never has been. Maybe by the time the gods realized how much of an issue humans were, we were already too widespread for them to destroy us without either running out of mana or ruining earth for everything.
  
  Maybe the cancer is a god's plan, but it's not working well enough.
Anyone got links to these particular species, especially the wasp one?

Don't give a f🦆k about the children either, carcinization is expected I thought.

ETA: guess what I duckduckgo'd "wasp beetle" and found it. I feel like a genius https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clytus_arietis
J. B. S. Haldane has entered the chat.
Don't forget about the beetle that has adaptations to slip through the intestinal tract of its predators and make it out through their anus ;)

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