me_irl @lemmy.world zedgeist @lemmy.world 4mo ago

me_irl

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You can just say ADHD
- adhd is like being good at the game but you have to play on an atari
  
  "Life gave me a Madcatz controller"
  
  "Ferrari engine with bicycle brakes"
Pfffft. Miss me with that shit.

I drink tea thank you.
- This meme is nothing like me. I don’t drink caffeine.
Hey I did not ask to be so specifically attacked here
that specific combination of things describes over 90% of lemmy
- 99% of Tumblr
- Only if you don't know what a leftist is
  
  uh oh lemmygrad is leaking
  
  /s but yeah American "leftists" over here conservative af
Sleep until noon? In this economy?
- Do more crime
- they're children without jobs
Couldn't be me, I don't drink ice coffee. Yet.
- How does one drink ice coffee when sleeping till noon?
  
  Does not compute.
  
  Easy. Wake up after noon make coffee pour over ice, enjoy. It's required when you only sleep for ~5 hours.
  
  They were formerly gifted at that, too
  
  Night shift?
- Does espresso count more or less?
  
  It counts much more.
  
  what about monster ultra?
Ice coffee sounds difficult to make. Do I have to roast the ice first? Should I go for a light roast or dark on it?
- Instant coffee, water, milk, ice. Make coffee into paste with water in the cup, pour milk to the top, put in ice, stir not shaken
  
  I appreciate the answer (iced coffee is really popular here in Japan). I was mostly poking fun at how someone would make coffee out of ice (like ice tea -- isn't that just cold water steeped in other water?)
  
  Add your preferred amount of sugar to the paste and shake it vigorously instead, so it makes a think foam. Filter water and milk through the foam and add ice cubes. You now got Greek Frappè
- Cold brew on ice. With simple syrup and some milk. Easy peasy.
  
  Roasted ice is delicious, though. Mmm.
Fuck off, I'm still gifted
- You sure are! 🤗
I drink cold brew, thank you very much
I'm not Bi, per se. But if Ryan Reynolds was game.... this might be about me too.
- Armisted Maupin had this thing he talked about in his books at one point.
  
  That every generation has one public figure that even straight boys can be gay for.
  
  Now, at the time, he said that it had been Mick Jagger, and then Bruce Springsteen.
  
  But today? Ryan Reynolds is absolutely the acceptable gay crush for straight guys.
  
  I feel so seen
  
  Ah, yes. Heterosexuality.
  
  We have dismissed this claim.
- There are two kinds of bi people:
  
  I'm not gay, but...
  
  And:
  
  Look how tall she is! And look how small he is!
  
  Everything else is a variation of The Exception or Bisexual Panic.
I'm all of these things except bisexual. At least I think so.

For some reason this particular profile of a person is very prevalent. The traits tend to occur together.
- If you try it, you’ll like it :)
  
  I did, and I did not
  
  The only way I'll try it at this point is if my gf decides to stage a threesome, which, to put it mildly, is highly unlikely.
  
  That being said, I feel very strongly about some of my close male friends. Maybe that is the spectre of homosex, I do not know.
I remembee seeing this years ago and being like damn thats really close but I don't match everything. Oh how the turn tables
oh god, they found me, too
Yeah but all they do is eat hot chip and lie.
Huh. Neat.
Why are you trying to normalize depressed kids?
Gay and coldbrew, thank you
the sad part is this is an entire genre of person now
Sleep till noon?
i drink coffee hot even during summer so
Bisexual - No

Introverted - Yes

Leftist - Yes

Gifted Child - No

Depression - No

Ice Coffee - No

Sleep till noon - No

2/7 not bad
- This data at least suggests that iced coffee might turn people bisexual.
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