The more you know

You should never let your horn fluid go below a quarter tank. It can draw up the sediment at the bottom and damage the pump.

My horn fluid spills out whenever my bottom gets pumped.
Horn fluid? What is this, the stone age?
- What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?
Similar story with blinker fluid
- what about the wiper hydrolics?

reminds of of the time I asked AI if my cat was a snake

Why does it specify that it is the cat on the image who is not venomous. Are there venomous cats??
- Try injecting a cat into your blood stream and then get back to me.
- Fair Witness behaviour. He didn't ask about other cats, he asked about this one.
That's fantastic, lol

Is this chatgpt? I didn't know you could have it analyze images.
- "Is it really below average?"
- I don't know what the other commenter used, but there are AI-Based image-captioning apps like this:
  
  https://huggingface.co/spaces/fancyfeast/joy-caption-pre-alpha

My parents car ran out of honk, but a honk transplant fixed it

worried goose noises
- Don’t worry they only use a hunk of the deceased that previously consented to honk transplants.

This is false. Cars for sale in India need to be made with 3x more honk because the standard package would run out too soon.

Blinker fluid is another one a lot of people forget to check

Indeed

I just replaced the honk in my car today, so I can assure you they very much do.

In related news, Subaru has yet to do a recall on a very important safety device going bad, despite the Internet being awash with 2016-2018 Outbacks having bad clocksprings. At least it's a relatively easy fix.

Don’t worry, Canada is prepared to provide an endless honk supply should anyone be running low. 🪿🪿

Come to think of it, one thing I truly despise about the current state of AI is its verbosity. You ask the stupidest question, and the response is always some multipage essay (or longer if you ask nicely) that looks all important but is composed of 90% filler and bullshit, until it ends with "In conclusion, ..." followed by the actual answer. Enough intelligence to string sentences together ad infinitum but not enough to provide actual answers that fit the question.

They trained it to be like that. Reason being that in theory you can see logical flaws in the answer and that people get not only an answer, but also why and how.

If you force it to shorten it's anwers it will do. But single word anwers seem impossible
Depends. It's useful sometimes. I'd rather have verbosity by default and ask for shortness

If your honk runs out, you're irresponsible honk owner

Forget to recharge the honk and you get the bonk

I mean if the car is off and the horn is continually used the battery will die…

A couple of weeks ago, someone on here asked about weird/gross idioms or something similar. Someone called pooping "honking out a dirt snake" and it has rarely left my head since reading that post.