Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.
Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.
And don’t tell me this doesn’t work, it’s how I’ve run my house for the past ten years.
66 0 ReplyEntropee
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Thank you for shining a light on this practical solution.
63 0 ReplyYour house can run??
33 0 ReplyFastest house in the galaxy. She did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.
31 0 ReplyI had some par sex.
3 0 ReplyTechnically a house
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26 0 ReplyUse the outlets of the neighbouring house for a secound flashlight for every solar charger. That guarantees an efficiency boost of up to 50%.
24 0 ReplyI am trying very hard to understand how this amazing solution to the world's energy problems counts as a shitpost.
Frankly, I should just delete this post as inappropriate.
20 0 ReplyTroll logic is arguably shitposting?
2 0 ReplyWhat do you mean troll logic? OP has literally solved the energy needs of the entire world! They are a hero! And that's why they're permabanned for not shitposting.
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Quick! File a patent!
13 0 ReplyGuys, don't fall for it.. Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes... Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒
10 0 ReplyBig energy don't want you to know this!
9 0 ReplyYour house runs? What are you? Baba Yega?
9 0 ReplyThe key question; is your refrigerator running?
3 0 ReplyNo, it dropped out.
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If you want to generate Dark Matter, do this in reverse.
8 0 ReplyYou live inside a flashlight?
6 0 ReplyYou don't?
7 0 Replyno....
i mean yes
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Put a generator on the wheel of an electric car.
Put a fan infront of a wind turbine.
Put a wave powered generator in a wave pool.
Put an wireless charge-able device in a microwave (not tested yet, feel free to try)
5 0 ReplyWasn't there a MythBusters episode that actually proved some troll logic worked?
3 0 ReplyThey did one with a fan blowing into a sail on a vehicle. They proved it can move you this way; but it's nowhere near as fast or efficient as turning the fan the other way.
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
3 0 ReplyBusted out a Logitech solar kb, dead as a rock after a year in a box. Used my highest power flashlight to jump start it. Come at me!
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