If only 🤔
80 0 Replywith my sons
Fuck, he has multiplied
66 0 ReplySo those are just normal rocks right? Why does he think they're teeth? Is that just a fun story he made up for his kids maybe?
61 0 ReplyHe wouldn't be posting it in a group about "giants" if it was just a fun story for his kids.
71 0 ReplyMaybe he's trolling them? I'm probably being to generous...
25 0 ReplyHe's trolling the group then. This is clearly a dad having fun with the kids.
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Oh, you sweet summer child. Would that it were.
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I like that giants' teeth don’t have roots. That’s probably why they’re everywhere.
44 0 ReplyI was gunna comment that this man might have strayed a bit far from his main quest line, but he signed off on that post as "Center Star" so I think it's safe to say he's right on track.
23 0 ReplyThis would be such a cute thing if he were only being cheeky and a good dad.
23 0 ReplyAre all rocks actually teeth, or are all teeth actually rocks?
20 0 ReplyYou can test by applying the minty paste with a little brush: If it foams, it's a tooth.
5 0 ReplyAbsolutely
3 0 ReplyProbably.
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I missed the title, so I thought this was just a wholesome meme and then it took a WILD turn.
19 0 ReplyGosh, what a complete dummy! Other than the incisor on the left, those are obviously all just ordinary rocks! Lulz!
10 0 ReplyAre we sure this isn't just larping?
10 0 ReplyOr trying to sell garbage to fools.
5 0 ReplyHey do you guys want to buy a pet rock?
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F**k! There was a huge battle in my living room. Bible tells us 'From dust to dust' and - what should i tell you - hundreds were killed between my sofa and the wall.
/s
8 0 ReplyStone Henge is proof of the giants in the bible. They're teeth from those giants.
i'm /s shut up
5 0 ReplyNanu Nanu Center Star
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