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nuke @sh.itjust.works

1y ago

Sign at a Ukrainian maternity ward. Literally 1984.

I stole it from R*ddit

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I LIED, THERE IS NO COMMENT SECTION
NOW SIT DOWN AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST NONCREDIBLE BABY NAMES
- I'm somewhat partial to Mirv
  Edit: they grow up so fast
  
  Rich,is that you? Hope you are okay after MRV crash.
  
  That was my laptop background for a really long time, almost feels nostalgic to see it again!
  
  Jesus gave us the peacekeeper missile.
  Satan gave us Rock-&-Roll.
- ATTACK'EMS
- Bayraktar
- Haimars
  Leopard
  Bradley
  Griepen
  Vaiper
  Falcon
  Neto
- X Æ A-12
  
  🤮
- F-16 viper, first of its name, fighter of falcons, yeeter of aim 9x, user of afterburner, bringer of the pimp hand… future extra goes here
  I prefer long names you just keep tacking crap onto like samurai or old knight kinda names.
- Flugabwehrkanonenpanzer Gepard
- Fighting Falcon.
  Friends will call them F-16.
- The name’s Joint. Rivet Joint. Intelligence is my game.
  
  Ooh dang, that's stylish
- Tonibler
- butt stockton
- Sarsılmaz Beefboy
- Bunkerbuster
- Lockheed Martin
- Al Bombs.
  So his mom is the mother of Al Bombs
- Does Ukrainian have a different name for Moscow?
- AIMy
So now I understand why Musk hates Ukraine.
We are glad to welcome to the family our new bundle of joy, Fsixteen Fuckputin.
- Mazel tov from his cousin, Ferdinand Fteenthousand.
Some alternatives:
Fighting Falcon
Strike Eagle
Raptor
Stealth
Then the kid just goes by a nickname.
So BRRRRT is still fine?
What if they named the kid "Eff Sixteen" or "Raptor?"
Interesting. Assuming real, in a war-torn country, I could imagine this is to combat accidental exclamations of a name that could lead people to act rashly.
But Bradley is OK, I assume.
F XVI fuck you
- I was going to go effsixteen, but that's because I know the tragic tale of Ronly Bonly.
Have some aspirations, name her Eff Thirtyfive.
- Eff would actually be a decent name. Easy to spell and quick to say/shout. Little Эф. Подбирать ваша игрушка, Эф!
  IIRC they don't really do middle names, though, because they already have patronymics.
- I think it's like Kalash, a common name in undeveloped nations because they have direct experienc with the Automata Kalashnikova 1947.
Essess Kay Moskva
But mah freedom of l33t speech!
John Paul II enters the chat.
- Technically not Arabic numbers. Probably F-XVI would pass muster
- I like it. I like it A LAWT.
How do you spell "Fighting Falcon" in Ukranian?
I'm expecting MST3K references. Don't let me down, edgelords.
- Who'd name their kid Poopie Suit?
La Forge Gorwell.
Father Lawnchair Pilot.
Himars doesn't have numbers and sounds relativity normal

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