half assed grilled cheese sandwiches

now that's a homie I'd share some cheese with

Real life: yes

Game: harsh

Like, they could have put him in the naughty corner or something. I don't like the idea of banning as a game mechanic.

wtf

If traffic rules were that strictly punished in real life there'd be like max 7 cars on road globally

I assume you've been mass reported in whatever game you made this for

There are roughly just under 3000 people on earth with more than a billion dollars.

They have a combined net worth of over $16 Trillion

Say the almighty Cthulu/Allah/Zeus decided "yo fuck those assholes" and instantly redistributed that $16 trillion among all 8 billion+ people on earth equally

Everyone: Every man, woman and child would get just a bit shy of $2000.

Fun thought experiment

I would probably be unable to buy a PC or console ever again.

Shit dude, that's rough
If I may ask, what happened?

Otherwise, no nearby gaming cafés? They're usually reasonably priced

2029 Headline: Worlds largest data breach caused by zero day exploit in popular PNG 3.0 renderer

the payload was reportedly embedded in an animated image of the attacker repeatedly flicking his left testicle

people just don't want to work anymore

NO

THEY CLEARLY FUCKING DO

BUT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNTS KEEP FIRING EVERYONE AND TAKE FAT FISCAL QUARTER BONUSES

AND THEN IT'S A 19 STEP INTERVIEW PROCESS WHEN THEY TRY TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB

AND THAT'S IF THEY'RE "LUCKY" ENOUGH FOR THE DOGSHIT AI TO RANDOM.CHOICE() THEIR RESUME OUT OF THE 900+ OTHER DESPERATE APPLICANTS

THEN THEY FINALLY SOMEHOW GET AN OFFER: $1.89 per full uninterrupted hour at your desk and a single bag of skittles (opened)

Sorry for the caps, I've been in the job market recently and it's fucking brutal. I have to constantly justify my value as a human being and then just face rejection after rejection.

I genuinely don't know how to answer this question

"I really don't know, man. 5 years ago I did not see myself having lived through a global pandemic, be clinically institutionalized twice and have fucking AIs argue with me on the internet. You might as well ask me to describe the 5th spatial dimension."

The stories from Abu Ghraib alone make my skin crawl.

That was 20 years ago. I can only imagine it's a lot worse for people detained by ICE right now.

Fuck it, if I worked there, I'd straight up just steal from his office while he's doing bumps in the bathroom

It's nothing personal

I'm not comfortable around anyone

I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that's what it takes

DO NOT SHOVE SPRINGROLLS UP YOUR ASS

mass traffic casualty any% speedrun

fuck dude

I've got roughly about a dozen of those JD Vance memes scattered across my gallery

They'd probably magdump me in a holding cell

Wonder what they'd do to people who have literal hundreds of those jpegs

this will absolutely not be the last time

The card would likely be older than him

I can't get over how a kid who did high school over zoom during COVID is now in charge of terror prevention for the US

like what the fuck

Same.

The entire concept of mensa always rubbed me the wrong way

It just feels like its only purpose is to be a magnet for narcissists.

You're supposedly one of the smartest people alive, and yet you somehow concluded that a good use of your limited time on Earth is to blow smoke up your own ass with a group of other pretentious jerkoffs who know how to cheese IQ tests