Rolling a 20 on the charisma check

Confidence and showing passion about stuff will get you a long ways

Best I can do is crippling anxiety and apathy for everything in life. Take it or leave it.
- Nice rizz, yo
- Dr DontKnowKnothing advises to double down with deadpan humor. If nothing else, at least you'll see more smiles
- You can market yourself as the brooding and mysterious type
Truth, I once got a girl's number because I was bitching about how much I hate pennies.
Totally. It's cool seeing what people are enthusiastic about

Wow two people who smoke weed like anime? That's crazy bro

I was taking a break on a hike a few weeks ago and a group of 3 girls and a guy passed me and the guy was narrating John Wick 4 scene by scene

Are you sure it was a hike, and not the girls just walking further and further to politely escape him?
- No, he was their trainer and they were doing their best to keep up so they wouldn't miss any fight scenes.
Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate? I watched the first one and it was just like watching a twitch stream of a first person shooter. I assumed the others were similar.
- Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate?
  “People get shot, and shot again if they hurt a dog”
  🥱 (except more like 🤢 so killy, whyyy)

Basically me getting lucky that my SO is as orange pilled on pedestrian infrastructure as I am.

NotJustBikes and chill
- Climatetown rizz frfr
- Gettin' yo partner goin' by talking about survivability of impacts from tank trucks vs low and even mid riding vehicles.
- Oh, I want that kind of relationship
If any of my younger friends ask, please tell them I totally understand what those words mean.
- Translation:
  I am very lucky that my partner has similar ideas and interests about urban transport infrastructure and policy as I do.
Is that a Dutch thing?
- More of a appreciation for a dutch thing tbh
  If I can save for it I wanna take them on a bike tour around Amsterdam some day, basically a whole vacation of cruising the bike lanes like we found an IRL mariokart track

At a dispensary? That probably helped his odds. Still impressive, though!

He must have incredible genetic abilities.

White boys got real problems recognising it's not their love of anime that repels love interests...

Kicking her feet?

As in, swinging her legs back and forth over the ground, like pendulums, I believe.
It's when you're sitting down and swinging your legs backwards and forwards
Not sure if it's culturally-specific but I think it's basically intended as a (likely involuntary) body language display showing interest and excitement. She is so engrossed in the explanation of Naruto (or the individual giving the explanation) that she is not paying attention to what her feet are doing. And what they are doing is acting as an outlet for her excitement.
I couldn't picture this without seeing her as either very very short or very very young. Don't grown ups feet reach the floor?

He has clearly mastered talk no jutsu

You're in a dispensary so I'm not going to assume that normal standard necessarily apply.

Pro move: only explain right up to when Shippuden starts so they can watch it together

Another reason I wish we had dispencaries in my country